Invent Some Bad Movie Dialogue

[Doc Daneeka]

For a 60s teen party flick:

"Open your eyes, it's a disguise surprise, guys!"

[Olivia Bauer]

"Why do we go home so I can eat your p***y?"

Oh wait... That's already been done...

[Vaporman87]

Hero A- (quickly exiting a room in a haunted hotel) "Wait... crap."
Hero B- "What?! Hurry up man! They're coming!"
Hero A- "I ain't leavin' here without at least taking the shampoo."

[zombie no.one]

Evil Villain: If you decide to spend another night in my dungeon of torture, and survive, Ill give you 5 Million Dollars!!!

Good Guy: Wow, 8 Million Dollars? Let me think...No, I'd rather escape now, with my life!

later on...

Good Guy: Dang... I kinda wish I'd spent one more night in that dungeon. 3 Million Dollars is a lot of dough.

[Flangepart]

"Halbrid, go feed the prisoner. Feed him to the sharks, this time."

Hero: "This is the last time you'll escape me!"
Bad Guy: "So you say- wait, that's my line!"

"Crap. She was way too pretty to get turned into monster poop."

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Well well well, what do you have here? Looks like we got ourselves a bunch of f**kin' cocksuckers!

[Flangepart]

Soldier: "Sir, the zombies are retreating!"
General: "That's wonderful.
Soldier: "Because Godzilla is coming."
General: "Crap on a stick."


"Don't touch that mutant. You don't know who it's been."

[Vaporman87]

In an 80's cheaply made spaghetti western/comedy :

"Use the horse, Duke."

[Flangepart]

"And when did you last see your husband alive, Mrs. Dumpster?"
"Just before the monster ate his head off, idiot!"

"Doctor, these underwear...they're alive!"
"Huh...must be that sample from South Africa."

[Chainsawmidget]

"You've raped far too many sluts and now you're going to pay!" 

--

"I don't have time to deal with you all now.   Deputy, lock these kids up.  I'll be by to beat them with my nightstick after I settle things here."

[Leah]

Person A: "They're coming, I can Feel it."

Person B: "Who Are?

Person A: " The Zombie Unicorns."

Person B: "Old Man, did you take your medicine today?"

[Doc Daneeka]

"Your death'll be painless," my ass...

[lester1/2jr]

bangs on metal thing "It's no use"
other guy "you mean we're trapped in here?"

[VenomX73]

Recycle day!

[Flangepart]

Retro 60's space fest...

"Commander, the Zorkons are arming their laser cannon, the Breltoc are aiming their missles, and the Smelge have us targeted by tractor beams."

"This can't possibly get worse."

"And your wife called. Her mom's coming for dinner."

"...Worse..."