Weird Murder Weapons

[Ash]

I was thinking about weird murder weapons the other day while donating plasma.  Once your plasma is donated, they freeze it until it's rock hard.  Imagine a late night murder at the donation center and the murder weapon was a frozen bag of plasma.  Blunt force trauma!


Or how about a pair of those ceremonial ribbon cutting scissors?  Imagine getting killed with these.


Can you think of some weird murder weapons in movies?  (Post pictures if you can)

[voltron]

Football sword from Graduation Day.

[Chainsawmidget]

The killer in Blood Hook uses a fishing rod with an oversized hook on it. 

[claws]

Those ceremonial ribbon cutting scissors were used in Prom Night 3.

How about the gigantic fish hook from The Mutilator?

[Jack]

I think it was Slumber Party Massacre 3 where a guy got impaled with a For Sale sign that was in front of a house.

[Derf]

It's not a movie, but in Roald Dahl's story "Lamb to the Slaughter," a woman kills her husband with a frozen leg of lamb, which she then puts in the oven. When the police come, she serves the lamb to them.

[Newt]

It's not a movie, but in Roald Dahl's story "Lamb to the Slaughter," a woman kills her husband with a frozen leg of lamb, which she then puts in the oven. When the police come, she serves the lamb to them.

Well, it did appear as an episode of "Alfred Hitchcock Presents": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0508189/
...eta: and 21 years later as an ep of "Tales of the Unexpected": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0717455/

[Ash]

Football sword from Graduation Day.

Hahaha!     That's hilarious!

[zombie no.one]

the giant safety pin in AEROBICIDE (aka KILLER WORKOUT)

[major jay]

A knife taped to a trombone slide from THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN.

[dean]

The unicorn in Dr Phibes is my go-to classic wacky murder weapon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy9BF_TZ-Go

[SynapticBoomstick]

Side Sho has a scene where one of the villains is brained with a pet turtle. Can't find any clips, sadly. Also, ignore the rating, this movie is great.

[Flangepart]

The unicorn in Dr Phibes is my go-to classic wacky murder weapon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy9BF_TZ-Go

The best part is where they have to turn the thing to get the guy loose.

[major jay]

The poodle pie scene from THEATER OF BLOOD.

[alandhopewell]

     The film HORRORS OF THE BLACK MUSEUM opened with a woman being killed by a pair of spikes that were loaded into a set of binoculars; from what I've heard, this was based on an actual case.