Four Truths And A Lie

[ER]

^ I'd say #3! Sorry, dear!  

What it's a lie that I wish ill-fortune on no one here? Nooooo, I don't want bad things for anyone here, and jeesh, those aren't voodoo dolls of y'all I have in my drawer, they're homemade collector's figures!

[ER]

1. I once explained to a nun that Bored of the Rings had a character named Dildo Buggers.
2. A friend of mine rode the Concorde and saw the curvature of the planet.
3. I can honestly say I wish ill-fortune on no one here.
4. I innocently huffed paint thinner one time as a kid because I liked how it smelled.
5. I think in general denim jackets aren't a bad look on many people.

[RCMerchant]

1. I have dissected animals as a child.
2. I burnt a Charlie McCarthy doll in the burning barrel just to watch his face melt.
3. I ate live earthworms.
4.I lived in a Catholic orphanage.
5. I learned how to read before I was in kindergarten.

[ER]

1. I have dissected animals as a child.
2. I burnt a Charlie McCarthy doll in the burning barrel just to watch his face melt.
3. I ate live earthworms.
4.I lived in a Catholic orphanage.
5. I learned how to read before I was in kindergarten.

I know you've mentioned the orphanage.... every boy ever born has eaten a worm or two...you seem like the type who'd learn to read before kindergarten....how about two as the lie, though it also sounds true. Heck two is the lie.

[RCMerchant]

No. I set Charlie on fire!  
I never dissected an animal! They wanted us to do a frog, and I was like-"FVck this!". I wasn't into it.

[indianasmith]

1.  I think my toes are my least attractive feature.
2.  The largest animal I ever shot was a coyote.
3.  I have climbed to the top of Mt. Fuji.
4.  I serve as a football announcer for home games at my school.
5.  I once found an arrowhead in the middle of a parking lot at a convenience store.

[RCMerchant]

I would think #1.  I bet you got pretty toes. 

[bob]

3 because that would be crazy difficult

[RCMerchant]

3 because that would be crazy difficult

I'll bet you a dollar he did #3.

[Rev. Powell]

I once made a bar bet that I would climb Mt. Fuji if the guy I was drinking with (a heavy smoker) swam the English channel. Haven't had to pay up yet.

Apparently climbing Fuji isn't that big a deal anyway, you just hike to the summit. The tough part is getting there, and I believe Indy was stationed in Japan.

[chefzombie]

i'm saying number one too, i'm with ron, i bet indy has lovely toes! 
rev, that surprises me, i would have expected you to be on tv more, you're quite eloquent.
 

[chefzombie]

okay, my turn.

1- i've never been west of the rockies.
2- i've never been outside the united states.
3- i can't cook a sunnyside up egg.
4- i made a video for a company that makes knives.
5- my name is NOT a nickname, it's my birth name.

[RCMerchant]

I'll guess 3. Because I can't either. ( Unless you put a lid on it!)

[Rev. Powell]

okay, my turn.

1- i've never been west of the rockies.
2- i've never been outside the united states.
3- i can't cook a sunnyside up egg.
4- i made a video for a company that makes knives.
5- my name is NOT a nickname, it's my birth name.

5 is a lie. No way your parents named you "chefzombie" at birth. 

[indianasmith]

1.  I think my toes are my least attractive feature.
2.  The largest animal I ever shot was a coyote.
3.  I have climbed to the top of Mt. Fuji.
4.  I serve as a football announcer for home games at my school.
5.  I once found an arrowhead in the middle of a parking lot at a convenience store.

Those who guessed #1 were wrong - my toes are freaking hideous!
However, I didn't make it to the summit of Mt. Fuji.  I got severe altitude sickness 200 feet below the top and stayed at the shelter there while my shipmates went up to the crest to watch the sunrise.