Random Thought Thread: The Sequel

[ER]

When I retire this summer,  I think I'll have another baby. How many women can make that statement, eh? 

[RCMerchant]

^ I dunno- I think a lot of people can get pregnant.
Is this some kind of mysterious cabal s**t?

Joking ER- hey-go for it if that's where your heart takes you.

EDIT: I just got  f**ked with.

[ER]

^ I dunno- I think a lot of people can get pregnant.
Is this some kind of mysterious cabal s**t?

Joking ER- hey-go for it if that's where your heart takes you.

;-)

[RCMerchant]

Hardee har har! 

[ER]

This morning I came home, mad at my employers, and took my kids shopping at this really, really big store. Big. Huge. As in you could fit airplane hangers inside this place and still have room for the cast of Riverdance to do a show for the assembled population of a small Canadian city.

I said to my kids, let's see what the weirdest thing we can buy here is. We passed by Turkish hookahs and frozen goat testicles, and rattlesnake jerky, and gluten-free lingenberry pop-tarts, and finally decided the weirdest thing in the store was butter made from Siberian reindeer milk. (Um, cream. Not milk.)

[RCMerchant]

^ that all sounds absolutly disgusting! Did you get some ice cream afterwards at least to wash it down?  

[ER]

^ that all sounds absolutly disgusting! Did you get some ice cream afterwards at least to wash it down?  

Actually, yeah, if shamrock shakes count.

[RCMerchant]

^ sounds better than goat nuts!

[ER]

^ sounds better than goat nuts!

No, no, no, we saw the goat-bits there but didn't buy them.

[RCMerchant]

 We got a thing out here called mountain oysters. Pig balls.f**king insane. Why would I eat pig balls if I could just have a f**king peanut butter sandwhich?
Yes I know this is all babbling bulls**t...

[pacman000]

How big was this store? Airplane hangers come in a variety of sizes.

Biggest store I've been in is probably an old Walmart Supercenter, one which they originally called Hypermart USA. Had a cool barrel arch from the entrances to the back of the store, going by memory.

Was it bigger than that? More than 250,000 sqft?

[ER]

How big was this store? Airplane hangers come in a variety of sizes.

Biggest store I've been in is probably an old Walmart Supercenter, one which they originally called Hypermart USA. Had a cool barrel arch from the entrances to the back of the store, going by memory.

Was it bigger than that? More than 250,000 sqft?

On the commercials they used to say, "....our sixteen acre wonderland..." However many square feet that works out to be, though it seems even bigger inside because it's labyrinthine.

[Rev. Powell]

This morning I came home, mad at my employers, and took my kids shopping at this really, really big store. Big. Huge. As in you could fit airplane hangers inside this place and still have room for the cast of Riverdance to do a show for the assembled population of a small Canadian city.

I said to my kids, let's see what the weirdest thing we can buy here is. We passed by Turkish hookahs and frozen goat testicles, and rattlesnake jerky, and gluten-free lingenberry pop-tarts, and finally decided the weirdest thing in the store was butter made from Siberian reindeer milk. (Um, cream. Not milk.)

Was it Jungle Jim's?

[ER]

This morning I came home, mad at my employers, and took my kids shopping at this really, really big store. Big. Huge. As in you could fit airplane hangers inside this place and still have room for the cast of Riverdance to do a show for the assembled population of a small Canadian city.

I said to my kids, let's see what the weirdest thing we can buy here is. We passed by Turkish hookahs and frozen goat testicles, and rattlesnake jerky, and gluten-free lingenberry pop-tarts, and finally decided the weirdest thing in the store was butter made from Siberian reindeer milk. (Um, cream. Not milk.)

Was it Jungle Jim's?

T'was at that.

[Rev. Powell]

This morning I came home, mad at my employers, and took my kids shopping at this really, really big store. Big. Huge. As in you could fit airplane hangers inside this place and still have room for the cast of Riverdance to do a show for the assembled population of a small Canadian city.

I said to my kids, let's see what the weirdest thing we can buy here is. We passed by Turkish hookahs and frozen goat testicles, and rattlesnake jerky, and gluten-free lingenberry pop-tarts, and finally decided the weirdest thing in the store was butter made from Siberian reindeer milk. (Um, cream. Not milk.)

Was it Jungle Jim's?

T'was at that.

That place is legendary. I've never been but if I'm ever up that way I'm going to make it a point to stop in for goat testicles.