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« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2020, 01:04:23 PM »

I prefer "Coronials."
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« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2020, 02:22:00 PM »



That one's great!
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« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2020, 03:23:36 PM »

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« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2020, 04:43:51 PM »

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« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2020, 06:59:14 PM »

true story from this afternoon. my niece called,SCREAMING! after 30 seconds or so, i got her to calm down enough to tell me that one of the 8 children she is trapped with had locked the door to the ONLY bathroom in the house and then closed it. TOTAL PANIC!!!!
  i couldn't help it, i laid the phone down and seriously fell out laughing for a solid 60 seconds! then i told her how to take the doorknob apart, while still laughing hysterically. she may never speak to me again. but the bathroom's open! BounceGiggle
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« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2020, 09:09:46 PM »

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« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2020, 05:09:56 PM »

Breaking news: Finland has closed its border!

Now no one can cross the Finnish line.
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« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2020, 11:40:26 PM »



Hate to burst anyone's bubble but this is not me working from home.

I have a leather chair at home so my ass would be stuck to the chair after about 15 minutes if I did that. 
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« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2020, 05:49:24 AM »




Hmm, anyone know how I can resize this so its a bit smaller?
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« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2020, 06:01:50 AM »

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« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2020, 09:41:05 AM »

Small | Large
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« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2020, 10:00:20 AM »

If this Covid 19 nonsense isn't bad enough, we're soon going to have a water shortage here with all the people washing hands and other body parts over and over.  Smile
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« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2020, 01:49:04 PM »

I got to thinking my earlier joke was a little mean, so I changed it. How about this?



What's the difference between the coronavirus and a naked female breast?

Harvey Weinstein will have contact with one of these this year.
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« Reply #43 on: March 22, 2020, 08:11:12 PM »

Yeah I know satire.  But still, LOL

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Health Minister de Block announced today that, effective immediately, “non-essential” sexual activities of 3 people or more are banned in Belgium to combat the spread of COVID-19.

De Block said she was forced to act swiftly because of Belgium’s reputation as being the “beer-drinking” and “group sex capital of Europe.”

Health minister De Block did not ban single or two-person sexual practices such as masturbation, anal or oral sex, or even bestiality.

“These measures apply only to human-to-human sexual contact, not human-to-animal contact,” she added when questioned about bestiality by reporters.

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« Reply #44 on: March 22, 2020, 09:15:21 PM »

Yeah I know satire.  But still, LOL

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Health Minister de Block announced today that, effective immediately, “non-essential” sexual activities of 3 people or more are banned in Belgium to combat the spread of COVID-19.

De Block said she was forced to act swiftly because of Belgium’s reputation as being the “beer-drinking” and “group sex capital of Europe.”

Health minister De Block did not ban single or two-person sexual practices such as masturbation, anal or oral sex, or even bestiality.

“These measures apply only to human-to-human sexual contact, not human-to-animal contact,” she added when questioned about bestiality by reporters.



(for real?)
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