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Title: COVID-19 Humor Post by: The Burgomaster on March 09, 2020, 11:57:46 AM The radio station I listen to in the morning played a song today called "Covid-19" (sung to the tune of "Come on Eileen"). I only heard a few seconds of it, but I thought it was funny. Is it wrong to enjoy humor based on a virus?
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on March 09, 2020, 12:14:08 PM Using humour as a way to deal with situations like this isn't unusual, or even unhealthy. You should hear some of the jokes made by people who work in the emergency services or military as a coping mechanism.
It all comes down to personal taste after that. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: indianasmith on March 09, 2020, 12:19:59 PM Seen on social media: "As an Asian-American with a cold, I've never felt so empowered!"
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: ER on March 09, 2020, 12:48:50 PM I remember the Black Death, wandering around Paris with Oscar Wilde and Joan Rivers in the 1340s while the corpses piled up, people were screaming in their houses "Save moi! Save moi!" and it was so annoying to be in Paris and not find a single good cafe open during this s**tstorm, so what could we do but head back to the time machine without our snails and baguettes, right?
Well Oscar, who had low blood sugar, he turns to Joan and says, "Joannie, dahling, have you a dollar for the vending machine so I can snag some yummy SnackWells?" And Joan said, "Oscar, how can you think of eating while people are dying all around you?" To which Oscar replied, "Fvck you, you stretch-faced old drag queen in female form." And Joan kicked him in the balls. I guess you had to be there but it was hilarious. Annieway, long story short, oh yeah, for sure you have to laugh in the face of other people's suffering. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on March 09, 2020, 02:23:49 PM "Wash your hands like you've got a club stamp you really don't want your mother to see!"
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on March 09, 2020, 06:31:59 PM I'm trying to figure out how to get to the punchline, "I swear she said she was COVID-19!"
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Bushma on March 10, 2020, 08:33:56 AM Are memes allowed?
(https://preview.redd.it/o63j3wr9ypl41.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=84bb1a0212179086105063f4fc0eaceb2bf0da84) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: chefzombie on March 10, 2020, 10:25:09 PM The radio station I listen to in the morning played a song today called "Covid-19" (sung to the tune of "Come on Eileen"). I only heard a few seconds of it, but I thought it was funny. Is it wrong to enjoy humor based on a virus? yes. i could die if i contract this and it's likely i would. my husband couldn't live through losing me, he'd be alone with very few people to get him through it. so i self quarantine instead. sorry if i'm bringing you down, but that's my reality. :thumbdown:Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: ER on March 10, 2020, 10:50:11 PM The radio station I listen to in the morning played a song today called "Covid-19" (sung to the tune of "Come on Eileen"). I only heard a few seconds of it, but I thought it was funny. Is it wrong to enjoy humor based on a virus? I vote, no, laugh away! Throughout time people have always laughed at calamity, and thereby made it feel manageable. One of the ills of the era is people are forgetting how to laugh, they're becoming afraid of comedy, or satire and parody, becoming oh-so-uptight serious, like Puritans. Laugh in the face of problems and fears and you give yourself a tiny vacation from them. "Besides that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?" Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: ER on March 11, 2020, 10:17:54 AM One I heard today: The coronavirus won't last long....it was made in China after all.
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on March 11, 2020, 11:54:09 AM Being around aircraft a lot I guess it was natural that the first one I heard was "Whats the difference between Coronavirus and a 747 Max?" "Coronavirus is airborne."
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: chefzombie on March 11, 2020, 08:54:57 PM sweet butthead, it's a 737, not 747. i'm from boeing's original home, i know the model names all too well, lol! :cheers:
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on March 16, 2020, 07:21:04 AM (https://i.imgur.com/ntiY84F.jpg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on March 16, 2020, 08:14:44 AM (https://i.imgur.com/XZLkb2R.jpg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on March 16, 2020, 11:20:25 AM (https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/90055293_2832483570139942_865803585114341376_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_eui2=AeF-_4r873CL5ZZy-UxPNme9SQtWta0T4ZE9yWl0Ya-dusUmE8tVzO0gqRImrBA-PVTsgYYWjMkUoEfnUL7BJ9pXNMZ8n1o9UYIHjVjaV2SvXQ&_nc_ohc=IZ13wpyJ0zMAX85HPbV&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=307a9e596d7b10a07f5e0b33733ae06e&oe=5E94300C)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: El Misfit on March 17, 2020, 11:01:53 AM (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368810019732586506/689215359231852605/pv4j7cp20zm41.png)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on March 17, 2020, 11:14:29 AM (https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/89454471_10156676364882172_8519278909647224832_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=NvGL3sX4SY8AX9oKv0H&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=765cb8e2f935457383d8914a2a81b0c2&oe=5E95A71F)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Allhallowsday on March 17, 2020, 10:07:55 PM BOWIE didn't write this song, but it's the only one he didn't write on his best album Hunky Dory. It's great advice. Fill your heart; Fear is in your head.
http://youtu.be/cqKOQOn8_Ic (http://youtu.be/cqKOQOn8_Ic) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: indianasmith on March 17, 2020, 10:40:04 PM Coronavirus Pandemic, day 16.
If anyone is still out there, I’m alive but struggling. Food is running low. Down to only 459 days worth. My hands are super sanitized and my butt is super clean. Down to 1599 rounds of ammo (dropped 1 round down the heat vent while doing daily inventory). Power still on, but for how long? Missing human interaction but I have my dogs.. for now.. (I'm soaking their food in BBQ sauce in an attempt to marinate them from the inside in case I have to eat them) . I fear dark days ahead. News is all bad. Neighbors have attempted to leap from windows to their death, (or near death... most have single story homes so they are badly bruised). Blew through most Netflix series so may have to rewatch some again..Basic Survival is a definite challenge. I vow to persevere to the end, I am a survivor! Please, if there is life out there, communicate with me to help preserve my sanity Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on March 18, 2020, 06:31:43 AM In order to help with social distancing it has been announced that Nickleback will be headlining every music festival in the world over the next year, thus ensuring that no one shows up.
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on March 18, 2020, 07:11:34 AM (https://i.imgur.com/34nv48T.jpg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: bob on March 18, 2020, 10:42:04 AM (https://i.imgur.com/1x1k5Yi.jpg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: bob on March 18, 2020, 10:47:51 AM (https://i.imgur.com/rb5b3co.jpg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Allhallowsday on March 18, 2020, 10:49:19 AM In order to help with social distancing it has been announced that Nickleback will be headlining every music festival in the world over the next year, thus ensuring that no one shows up. :bouncegiggle:Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: bob on March 18, 2020, 10:51:33 AM (https://i.imgur.com/BKulwd2.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/2apGayR.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/aJqOWUU.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/TGNJbEZ.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/jUAZUUj.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/JbbBeSo.jpg) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: lester1/2jr on March 18, 2020, 11:03:29 AM who's this Qu'ran teen everyones talking about?
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: The Burgomaster on March 18, 2020, 11:24:55 AM (https://filmgrimoire.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/thequietearth28198529-divx_snapshot_00-19-21_5b2011-11-15_22-34-405d.jpg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on March 18, 2020, 11:27:09 AM (https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/89917510_141300147372579_3180822714646528000_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=0IxZztSbfooAX9-gBHm&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=e992ff97e56f44a60b85081dae808c67&oe=5E99152F)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Allhallowsday on March 18, 2020, 12:02:53 PM snicker
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on March 18, 2020, 12:58:57 PM In around 9 months time health care services are going to be put to the test when all the babies resulting from self isolation turn up.
Doubtless in just over 12 years time these children will be known as the quarin-teenagers. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: indianasmith on March 18, 2020, 01:04:23 PM I prefer "Coronials."
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: ER on March 18, 2020, 02:22:00 PM Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on March 18, 2020, 03:23:36 PM (https://i.imgur.com/RHlokbB.gif) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: claws on March 18, 2020, 04:43:51 PM (https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/788/695/932)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: chefzombie on March 18, 2020, 06:59:14 PM true story from this afternoon. my niece called,SCREAMING! after 30 seconds or so, i got her to calm down enough to tell me that one of the 8 children she is trapped with had locked the door to the ONLY bathroom in the house and then closed it. TOTAL PANIC!!!!
i couldn't help it, i laid the phone down and seriously fell out laughing for a solid 60 seconds! then i told her how to take the doorknob apart, while still laughing hysterically. she may never speak to me again. but the bathroom's open! :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: lester1/2jr on March 18, 2020, 09:09:46 PM (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETVwTtWWAAcom7N?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: indianasmith on March 19, 2020, 05:09:56 PM Breaking news: Finland has closed its border!
Now no one can cross the Finnish line. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: sprite75 on March 21, 2020, 11:40:26 PM (https://i.imgur.com/IszaamV.png)
Hate to burst anyone's bubble but this is not me working from home. I have a leather chair at home so my ass would be stuck to the chair after about 15 minutes if I did that. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on March 22, 2020, 05:49:24 AM (https://i.imgur.com/0rMjvfP.jpg)
Hmm, anyone know how I can resize this so its a bit smaller? Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on March 22, 2020, 06:01:50 AM (https://i.imgur.com/Pelp2OX.jpg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on March 22, 2020, 09:41:05 AM http://youtu.be/KufYNh-DLLk (http://youtu.be/KufYNh-DLLk)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Trevor on March 22, 2020, 10:00:20 AM If this Covid 19 nonsense isn't bad enough, we're soon going to have a water shortage here with all the people washing hands and other body parts over and over. :smile:
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: ER on March 22, 2020, 01:49:04 PM I got to thinking my earlier joke was a little mean, so I changed it. How about this?
What's the difference between the coronavirus and a naked female breast? Harvey Weinstein will have contact with one of these this year. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: sprite75 on March 22, 2020, 08:11:12 PM Yeah I know satire. But still, LOL (https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/belgium-health-minister-puts-ban-on-non-essential-sexual-activities-of-persons-3-or-greater-in-indoor-areas/?fbclid=IwAR0IXLYpWiEKb8Hm2nX_1b9GFkPqtyHKwkGfADQ7IRlZwxAWOz4QHt_R8kE)
Quote Health Minister de Block announced today that, effective immediately, “non-essential” sexual activities of 3 people or more are banned in Belgium to combat the spread of COVID-19. De Block said she was forced to act swiftly because of Belgium’s reputation as being the “beer-drinking” and “group sex capital of Europe.” Health minister De Block did not ban single or two-person sexual practices such as masturbation, anal or oral sex, or even bestiality. “These measures apply only to human-to-human sexual contact, not human-to-animal contact,” she added when questioned about bestiality by reporters. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: ER on March 22, 2020, 09:15:21 PM Yeah I know satire. But still, LOL (https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/belgium-health-minister-puts-ban-on-non-essential-sexual-activities-of-persons-3-or-greater-in-indoor-areas/?fbclid=IwAR0IXLYpWiEKb8Hm2nX_1b9GFkPqtyHKwkGfADQ7IRlZwxAWOz4QHt_R8kE) Quote Health Minister de Block announced today that, effective immediately, “non-essential” sexual activities of 3 people or more are banned in Belgium to combat the spread of COVID-19. De Block said she was forced to act swiftly because of Belgium’s reputation as being the “beer-drinking” and “group sex capital of Europe.” Health minister De Block did not ban single or two-person sexual practices such as masturbation, anal or oral sex, or even bestiality. “These measures apply only to human-to-human sexual contact, not human-to-animal contact,” she added when questioned about bestiality by reporters. (for real?) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: indianasmith on March 23, 2020, 06:45:41 PM Seen on Twitter: "Once this [stuff] is over we're boutta have the fattest St. Patty's Easter de Mayo of July party ever!!!!"
PREACH IT, BROTHER! Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on March 24, 2020, 03:34:58 AM (https://i.imgur.com/qtCiWKW.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
The best part about this is " HOLY CATS!" Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: chefzombie on March 24, 2020, 12:30:20 PM love it indy, i am SO stealing that!
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on March 25, 2020, 02:46:36 PM (https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/953/701/9701953.jpeg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on March 28, 2020, 03:20:33 PM (https://preview.redd.it/ev7sntwitoo41.png?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=7850841f9dce4b2ee4c5c656f2128b9b8b8b6844)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: sprite75 on March 31, 2020, 01:49:43 PM Nation's Karens are losing control (https://youreadygrandma.com/2020/03/24/karens-lose-control-as-available-managers-become-scarce-and-hair-salons-close/?fbclid=IwAR19KZ5HQ8x6ZSQiGwPIxr19RnOlG0uuvrwGHO1PCDR-iTd_DFXWRePpcak)
Quote Unable to maintain their signature haircut or find a manager to demand to speak to, Karens everywhere have completely lost control of the only aspects of their lives they ever had a handle on. “It’s bad out there folks. Karens are getting harder to identify as their hair grows out” Karen expert Ashley Kitchings stated. “So, if you do have to go outside, we recommend that you bring binoculars and keep at least shouting distance away from all potential Karens.” As of press time a “complaint of Karens” – the term for a large group of Karens – was headed toward a Kansas City Walmart to purchase and then angrily return items. Experts believe that it’s only a matter of time before Karens across the US find out that Walmarts, and several other stores, are still open. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: lester1/2jr on April 02, 2020, 11:51:16 AM (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUlDTtmU8AA1dJL?format=jpg&name=medium)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: AoTFan on April 02, 2020, 09:00:28 PM Someone showed me a funny picture... tried to dig it up, but I couldn't find it, so I'll have to describe it...
Basically, it showed the top of a storm drain with a red balloon floating above it with a roll of TP in front. :) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: chefzombie on April 03, 2020, 01:52:10 PM lol, i saw that on facebook!
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on April 03, 2020, 01:56:52 PM From a conversation on my cousins page.
Quote Yeah sure. 5G causes flu like symptoms because of the power of the waves. So the Chinese government invented coronavirus in a lab which has very similar symptoms and let it loose in the countries that are testing 5G so they could blame that and cover up 5G’s evil power. Now, as they’ve got the world in a fit of panic they can say that Covid-19 vaccinations are mandatory but what people don’t know is that the vaccinations contain a chip so the government can control you. With 5G. Bill Gates - a huge advocate of vaccinations - invented this chip. There you go. I watched some online docs to find out what the conspiracy theorist were taking about. If it wasn’t so scary that people believe this s**t it would be pretty funny but unfortunately the theories have quite a big following... Don’t know what the laser in Streetlights is about though. Mind control is my guess. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: chefzombie on April 03, 2020, 02:11:14 PM as much as i like my pal cy, he believes this crap too. but he blames gates AND democrats. we don't talk politics much, needless to say.
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: indianasmith on April 04, 2020, 07:33:17 AM My FB feed is a daily parade of paranoia, insanity, and "this is all a conspiracy to discredit Trump" screeds.
As if he NEEDED discrediting with anyone capable of rational thought! Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on April 04, 2020, 08:31:23 AM I am not sure which would be worse. Him winning the next election or the tirade of blame if he loses.
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on April 04, 2020, 09:11:00 AM I am not sure which would be worse. Him winning the next election or the tirade of blame if he loses. Him winning the next election, by a landslide. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on April 04, 2020, 02:56:52 PM Before:
(https://preview.redd.it/iivg1jl1ukq41.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=fd4b13e487cf040bd5c456adfe2839fed01161f3) After: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUlDTtmU8AA1dJL?format=jpg&name=medium) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: El Misfit on April 04, 2020, 10:09:12 PM (https://i.imgur.com/eD3tQqN.png)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: lester1/2jr on April 05, 2020, 01:01:49 PM (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUz8BqQUwAQuHTc?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on April 07, 2020, 07:48:05 AM (https://i.imgur.com/7o1haxH.jpg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on April 07, 2020, 07:54:01 AM ^ My bat friends are getting a bum rap because of this thing!
(https://i.imgur.com/BUiTtit.gif) (https://lunapic.com) (https://i.imgur.com/mZsEQDc.gif) (https://lunapic.com) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on April 07, 2020, 12:21:32 PM (https://i.imgur.com/hX0ipN2.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/ESJ8Sak.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/h89NBA1.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/hjoKdI1.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/VOL2sa9.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/asQYmMt.jpg) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on April 07, 2020, 12:57:18 PM ^ :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on April 12, 2020, 08:41:39 AM (https://i.imgur.com/cv0HLk5.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on April 17, 2020, 10:57:31 AM (https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/93436089_2685466301576077_3975748601958629376_o.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=l3Y2XZQZrHYAX91B3Dy&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&_nc_tp=7&oh=6d53813dd5691cf9521bb598623f4583&oe=5EBFE147)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: lester1/2jr on April 20, 2020, 01:43:08 AM (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EV-dw8CWsAIAP0b?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on April 20, 2020, 07:42:33 AM (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EV2PkdQXgAA0d2M?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: claws on April 20, 2020, 07:49:16 AM (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EV-dw8CWsAIAP0b?format=jpg&name=small) Fail because its EpstEin :tongueout: Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: lester1/2jr on April 20, 2020, 12:45:59 PM I didn't even notice that! must have been made in the heartland somewhere people here in MA know how to spell epstein
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: sprite75 on April 23, 2020, 10:12:34 PM (https://i.imgur.com/7aC4z5S.png)
If I could use Force Projection without, well, you know, becoming one with the Force I'd use it all the time in this current environment. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Allhallowsday on April 24, 2020, 12:38:02 PM Bleach makes a refreshing mouthwash. Drink it and it cures EVERYTHING. Now we have chewables!
(https://pics.awwmemes.com/whitehouse-realdonaldtrump-trump-said-eat-it%E2%80%99s-ok-teamtrump-donaldjtrumpjr-72360647.png) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on April 24, 2020, 12:56:16 PM (https://i.imgur.com/JRzF45U.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on April 24, 2020, 01:01:33 PM (https://i.imgur.com/RsVXA07.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
I'd rather die! :buggedout: Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on April 26, 2020, 01:34:00 AM (https://i.imgur.com/RnOEepS.jpg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: claws on April 26, 2020, 05:23:24 AM (https://abload.de/img/evehsdexsaa9ufl9fkmf.jpg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on April 30, 2020, 02:22:16 AM (https://i.imgur.com/yhV7Jzr.jpg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on May 05, 2020, 11:14:37 AM (https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/95891388_10151274656379991_1510085646297858048_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=NUHOa12LacsAX9u1oHT&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=32d533f3e8d2ca0764c4df1f0f5afa20&oe=5ED7B7FA)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on May 09, 2020, 09:46:36 PM I've always heard bum stories about V-A hospitals.....
This Covid ban on elective surgeries sounds a lot worse.... Leading me to wonder how the V-A is handling the Wuhan Flu & the current ban on elective surgeries... Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: chefzombie on May 10, 2020, 07:20:17 PM they don't treat the wuhan flu, nobody does.
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on May 24, 2020, 11:11:23 AM thinking a mask will stop the corona virus is like thinking underpants will stop a fart.
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2020, 12:33:47 PM thinking a mask will stop the corona virus is like thinking underpants will stop a fart. A mask isn't intended to stop the virus, it's intended to statistically reduce transmissions by stopping the exhalation of droplets that contain the virus. This kind of joke might convince some people to act in ways contrary to public health. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2020, 01:04:47 PM My brother's an M.D. He posted this on Facebook:
"I took the brakes off my car. The government says I have to have them, but that’s an infringement on my constitutional rights! Most experts say I need them, but I found one that didn’t. I believe her. She’s got a slick YouTube video. People tell me it’s dangerous to drive without brakes. Don’t succumb to that fear! It’s just what the government and the experts want you to think, so they can control you! Freedom!" Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on May 24, 2020, 01:13:00 PM ^ :thumbup:.
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on May 24, 2020, 01:17:16 PM You have the right to kill yourself. You DON'T have the right to kill others.
I don't give a f**k- go ahead! Go to the bar, the church, the beach. I don't really give a f**k anymore. Kill each other. If I do die as a result I WILL come back as a ghost and haunt your dreams! (https://i.imgur.com/1vMVNdC.jpg) (https://lunapic.com) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on May 24, 2020, 01:44:35 PM Sheezh!
Very hard crowd here tonight! Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2020, 02:57:13 PM Sheezh! Very hard crowd here tonight! You gotta be funny... :tongueout: Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on May 24, 2020, 03:46:52 PM Sheezh! Very hard crowd here tonight! You gotta be funny... :tongueout: Either that, or somebody has to have a sense of humor. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Trevor on May 24, 2020, 04:49:21 PM Something a bit funny:
At my local store the other day, I saw a roll of TP priced at ZAR53 [almost $6!!!] :buggedout: :buggedout: I told the cashier about it and she asked me to get it, so that she could scan it: she scanned it, the price was right and she asked if I wanted to buy it. :buggedout: Apparently it is designer TP made from recycled lord knows what and it's light brown in color. :buggedout: :buggedout: Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on May 24, 2020, 05:02:00 PM Very intuitive virus!
It also has the decency to NOT go through a mask that it can very easily penetrate because it appreciates the effort of the person wearing it! Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on May 24, 2020, 06:02:00 PM Very intuitive virus! It also has the decency to NOT go through a mask that it can very easily penetrate because it appreciates the effort of the person wearing it! You do know the masks are to stop drops of liquid leaving the wearers mouth, rather than the virus directly right? Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on May 24, 2020, 06:27:12 PM Very intuitive virus! It also has the decency to NOT go through a mask that it can very easily penetrate because it appreciates the effort of the person wearing it! You do know the masks are to stop drops of liquid leaving the wearers mouth, rather than the virus directly right? "Eh Bruce, your no fun!" - Jerome Valeska Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on May 24, 2020, 06:32:58 PM Very intuitive virus! It also has the decency to NOT go through a mask that it can very easily penetrate because it appreciates the effort of the person wearing it! You do know the masks are to stop drops of liquid leaving the wearers mouth, rather than the virus directly right? "Eh Bruce, your no fun!" - Jerome Valeska Oh we are, you just need to put up something funny. :wink: Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2020, 06:41:55 PM Very intuitive virus! It also has the decency to NOT go through a mask that it can very easily penetrate because it appreciates the effort of the person wearing it! You do know the masks are to stop drops of liquid leaving the wearers mouth, rather than the virus directly right? Lil' Cerb is a good guy, but he's wrong about this. I explained that fact to him that earlier today in this very thread, but he must not believe us (or my brother the MD, or the CDC, or state and federal governments...) For some reason I can't fathom he thinks its funny to imply that following procedures recommended by epidemiologists is silly and that we lack a sense of humor. :question: Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on May 24, 2020, 06:47:22 PM Very intuitive virus! It also has the decency to NOT go through a mask that it can very easily penetrate because it appreciates the effort of the person wearing it! You do know the masks are to stop drops of liquid leaving the wearers mouth, rather than the virus directly right? Lil' Cerb is a good guy, but he's wrong about this. I explained that fact to him that earlier today in this very thread, but he must not believe us (or my brother the MD, or the CDC, or state and federal governments...) For some reason I can't fathom he thinks its funny to imply that following procedures recommended by epidemiologists is silly and that we lack a sense of humor. :question: yeah, I've read a things & seen a few comics on this thread I've found more cringeworthy than amusing, but I really don't understand why your lack of a sense of humor makes my jokes attack worthy. You guys are even starting to act like you no longer enjoy the genre of some poorly made cinematic indulgence! Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2020, 07:55:39 PM Very intuitive virus! It also has the decency to NOT go through a mask that it can very easily penetrate because it appreciates the effort of the person wearing it! You do know the masks are to stop drops of liquid leaving the wearers mouth, rather than the virus directly right? Lil' Cerb is a good guy, but he's wrong about this. I explained that fact to him that earlier today in this very thread, but he must not believe us (or my brother the MD, or the CDC, or state and federal governments...) For some reason I can't fathom he thinks its funny to imply that following procedures recommended by epidemiologists is silly and that we lack a sense of humor. :question: yeah, I've read a things & seen a few comics on this thread I've found more cringeworthy than amusing, but I really don't understand why your lack of a sense of humor makes my jokes attack worthy. You guys are even starting to act like you no longer enjoy the genre of some poorly made cinematic indulgence! I hope I'm not offending you, but your two jokes were both based on the same premise that viruses are so tiny they can penetrate the pores in masks. This is true, but irrelevant, because that's not why wearing masks is recommended. Viruses are also small enough to penetrate the pores of condoms, but condoms are still recommended for disease prevention because they stop the transmission of bodily fluids that contain viruses. Therefore, the premise of the joke simply doesn't work; it's not clever. The joke also indirectly spreads disinformation. But I still like you and bad movies even though you think I don't have a sense of humor! Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on May 24, 2020, 08:20:30 PM Bleach makes a refreshing mouthwash. Drink it and it cures EVERYTHING. Now we have chewables! (https://pics.awwmemes.com/whitehouse-realdonaldtrump-trump-said-eat-it%E2%80%99s-ok-teamtrump-donaldjtrumpjr-72360647.png) Yes, well I fail to see the humor in Jesus jokes, and the president was talking about UV light, an the effects of vitamin C & Zinc on human blood when he said "disinfectant", not this ^ BS! I've kept quiet through a lot of homorless schlock through this thread with one or two I thought were okay. Did ya ever see ME putt on my Buzz Killingtopn hat & poking holes in the structure & outcome of any of YOUR pathetic musings? Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on May 24, 2020, 09:19:46 PM Well...that was all very special!
Back to the 'humor'... (https://i.imgur.com/4etl0yR.jpg) (https://lunapic.com) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2020, 09:34:31 PM Bleach makes a refreshing mouthwash. Drink it and it cures EVERYTHING. Now we have chewables! (https://pics.awwmemes.com/whitehouse-realdonaldtrump-trump-said-eat-it%E2%80%99s-ok-teamtrump-donaldjtrumpjr-72360647.png) Yes, well I fail to see the humor in Jesus jokes, and the president was talking about UV light, an the effects of vitamin C & Zinc on human blood when he said "disinfectant", not this ^ BS! I've kept quiet through a lot of homorless schlock through this thread with one or two I thought were okay. Did ya ever see ME putt on my Buzz Killingtopn hat & poking holes in the structure & outcome of any of YOUR pathetic musings? I don't mind if you point out factually wrong premises. Fair is fair. We're all friends here. Just don't get personal. I apologize for getting a little personal with you before. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on May 24, 2020, 09:36:54 PM Well...that was all very special! Back to the 'humor'... Agreed (https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/98343256_10222580169755607_5811975274232807424_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=vijUjXikbwgAX-Cfpfa&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=c970693c6b2f79fd88540da133de23aa&oe=5EEF86F0) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on May 24, 2020, 09:40:10 PM (https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/97976136_10221045608397598_7630260390642843648_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=sDZ_T5-eP08AX8vHuHp&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=4c49530d61407ab10e96b9610eb17e4e&oe=5EF2485B)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on May 24, 2020, 09:43:56 PM ^ Now that's funny! :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Allhallowsday on May 24, 2020, 10:03:36 PM ^ All of the above... :bouncegiggle: :question: :bouncegiggle: :lookingup: :bouncegiggle:
Hey! Why was my stupid meme quoted over and over? Sorry! It's all just politics and silliness. Hey! Who made JESUS jokes? :question: :hatred: Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on May 24, 2020, 10:06:06 PM ^ All of the above... :bouncegiggle: :question: :bouncegiggle: :lookingup: :bouncegiggle: Hey! Why was my stupid meme quoted over and over? Sorry! It's all just politics and silliness. Hey! Who made JESUS jokes? :question: :hatred: I don't know- but here's one! Why can't Jesus eat M&M's candy? Because they fall threw the holes in his hands! :buggedout: Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Allhallowsday on May 24, 2020, 10:07:22 PM Bleach makes a refreshing mouthwash. Drink it and it cures EVERYTHING. Now we have chewables! Yes, well I fail to see the humor in Jesus jokes, and the president was talking about UV light, an the effects of vitamin C & Zinc on human blood when he said "disinfectant", not this ^ BS!(https://pics.awwmemes.com/whitehouse-realdonaldtrump-trump-said-eat-it%E2%80%99s-ok-teamtrump-donaldjtrumpjr-72360647.png) I've kept quiet through a lot of homorless schlock through this thread with one or two I thought were okay. Did ya ever see ME putt on my Buzz Killingtopn hat & poking holes in the structure & outcome of any of YOUR pathetic musings? Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Allhallowsday on May 25, 2020, 10:26:46 AM Bleach makes a refreshing mouthwash. Drink it and it cures EVERYTHING. Now we have chewables! ... Yes, well I fail to see the humor in Jesus jokes, and the president was talking about UV light, an the effects of vitamin C & Zinc on human blood when he said "disinfectant", not this ^ BS! I've kept quiet through a lot of homorless schlock through this thread with one or two I thought were okay. Did ya ever see ME putt on my Buzz Killingtopn hat & poking holes in the structure & outcome of any of YOUR pathetic musings? HEY! Why are you quoting me? I made no JESUS jokes. I wasn't involved in your argument. :hatred: Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on May 25, 2020, 10:44:31 AM Bleach makes a refreshing mouthwash. Drink it and it cures EVERYTHING. Now we have chewables! ... Yes, well I fail to see the humor in Jesus jokes, and the president was talking about UV light, an the effects of vitamin C & Zinc on human blood when he said "disinfectant", not this ^ BS! I've kept quiet through a lot of homorless schlock through this thread with one or two I thought were okay. Did ya ever see ME putt on my Buzz Killingtopn hat & poking holes in the structure & outcome of any of YOUR pathetic musings? HEY! Why are you quoting me? I made no JESUS jokes. I wasn't involved in our argument. :hatred: I was addressing REV & Alex, & to quote the three or four Jesus would've taken up the whole page. Personally, I thought the fart joke was hilarious, & didn't see why it need to be shot down by a couple of with their petty little facts. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Allhallowsday on May 25, 2020, 10:50:38 AM ... I was addressing REV & Alex, & to quote the three or four Jesus would've taken up the whole page. Personally, I thought the fart joke was hilarious, & didn't see why it need to be shot down by a couple of with their petty little facts. But you quoted ME. You didn't need to quote me. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on May 25, 2020, 11:01:03 AM ... I was addressing REV & Alex, & to quote the three or four Jesus would've taken up the whole page. Personally, I thought the fart joke was hilarious, & didn't see why it need to be shot down by a couple of with their petty little facts. But you quoted ME. You didn't need to quote me. Actually, I did. You were presenting disinformation as humor. I found it very offensive, but I didn't say anything for a while. I was being accused of presenting disinformation instead of humor, thus making my jokes offensive. I was being single out for no reason at all, & it was high time I DID say something. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Allhallowsday on May 25, 2020, 11:23:52 AM ... Actually, I did. You were presenting disinformation as humor. I found it very offensive, but I didn't say anything for a while. I was being accused of presenting disinformation instead of humor, thus making my jokes offensive. I was being single out for no reason at all, & it was high time I DID say something. So now you're going to turn it around on me? :hatred: Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on May 25, 2020, 11:33:37 AM In these days of so much lies and total BULLSH!T that comes out of Trumps mouth, you accuse John of disinformation? That's the biggest joke of all!
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on May 25, 2020, 11:41:31 AM I see a lot of things posted I disagree with (some of which are nonetheless funny). I only respond if I think something is both 1) factually wrong, and 2) wrong in a way that's potentially harmful/dangerous to the public. Not simply something that I personally disagree with or that merely offends me.
The above isn't aimed at anyone personally, it's just an explanation of what I believe is a rational way to respond. Here's hoping we can keep it friendly from here on out. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Allhallowsday on May 25, 2020, 12:34:38 PM I see a lot of things posted I disagree with (some of which are nonetheless funny). I only respond if I think something is both 1) factually wrong, and 2) wrong in a way that's potentially harmful/dangerous to the public. Not simply something that I personally disagree with or that merely offends me. The above isn't aimed at anyone personally, it's just an explanation of what I believe is a rational way to respond. Here's hoping we can keep it friendly from here on out. I don't like being quoted and then accused of Jesus jokes. Lilcerberus provided another example of obfuscation: misdirect an argument of your own creation that you are losing. :hatred: Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on May 25, 2020, 01:48:28 PM Long story short, y' should've either laughed at my fart joke, or ignored it.
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Allhallowsday on May 25, 2020, 02:03:13 PM Long story short, y' should've either laughed at my fart joke, or ignored it. CHEEZ and crackers I said nothing about your joke. Therefore "ignored". I had no part in your argument. Why are you insisting upon dragging me into this happy horsesh!t? My posting of the CLOROX meme was a MONTH ago. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on May 25, 2020, 02:22:29 PM Long story short, y' should've either laughed at my fart joke, or ignored it. CHEEZ and crackers I said nothing about your joke. Therefore "ignored". I had no part in your argument. Why are you insisting upon dragging me into this happy horsesh!t? My posting of the CLOROX meme was a MONTH ago. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Allhallowsday on May 25, 2020, 03:01:52 PM Long story short, y' should've either laughed at my fart joke, or ignored it. CHEEZ and crackers I said nothing about your joke. Therefore "ignored". I had no part in your argument. Why are you insisting upon dragging me into this happy horsesh!t? My posting of the CLOROX meme was a MONTH ago. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on May 25, 2020, 03:12:01 PM Dude, trump's defence on that one wasn't that he was referring to stuff that can be used inside the body etc, it was
Quote When pressed by a reporter on the comments in the White House, Trump responded that he was asking the question “sarcastically* to reporters like you, just to see what would happen”. , so the meme still works.I didn't comment on your post because I found it offensive, I didn't. I am a member of various groups that post way more outrageous stuff than you'd see on here and if i find it offensive I generally just move past it. I am just wondering where the humour was supposed to be, although my reasons for commenting were the same as the Revs. I must have missed your fart joke (or forgotten it, my memory isn't what is used to be). Does that in some way tie into your other comment and make it funny? *Also shows that he doesn't know what sarcasm is, but that is by the by. Anyway, here is one for anyone following UK politics at the moment. (https://i.imgur.com/WxOx0js.jpg) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: pacman000 on May 25, 2020, 05:28:24 PM (https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/97976136_10221045608397598_7630260390642843648_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=sDZ_T5-eP08AX8vHuHp&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=4c49530d61407ab10e96b9610eb17e4e&oe=5EF2485B) :bouncegiggle:Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: chefzombie on May 26, 2020, 09:55:47 PM Sheezh! Very hard crowd here tonight! You gotta be funny... :tongueout: Either that, or somebody has to have a sense of humor. there is no humor in bad information that could kill people . deal with REALITY. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: chefzombie on May 26, 2020, 10:12:59 PM cerb, you have one HELL of a nerve bashing anyone here for their posts, considering the fact that YOU insult democrats, you insult non christians, and now you are posting DEADLY misinformation as a joke. i'm done with you, and with social media in general until i can go back to dealing with those who live in a killer fantasy world. i'm damned if i'll die for ANYONE else's stupidity. later gang. :hatred:
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: LilCerberus on May 27, 2020, 10:39:34 AM cerb, you have one HELL of a nerve bashing anyone here for their posts, considering the fact that YOU insult democrats, you insult non christians, and now you are posting DEADLY misinformation as a joke. i'm done with you, and with social media in general until i can go back to dealing with those who live in a killer fantasy world. i'm damned if i'll die for ANYONE else's stupidity. later gang. :hatred: "How absurd, said the gnat to the gnu, To spell your queer name as you do! For the matter of that, Said the gnu to the gnat, That’s just as I feel about you." - Oliver Herford Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Allhallowsday on May 27, 2020, 01:36:22 PM cerb, you have one HELL of a nerve bashing anyone here for their posts, considering the fact that YOU insult democrats, you insult non christians, and now you are posting DEADLY misinformation as a joke. i'm done with you, and with social media in general until i can go back to dealing with those who live in a killer fantasy world. i'm damned if i'll die for ANYONE else's stupidity. later gang. :hatred: "How absurd, said the gnat to the gnu, To spell your queer name as you do! For the matter of that, Said the gnu to the gnat, That’s just as I feel about you." - Oliver Herford Hey you boys who started on this should wade in. ^ This one is rolling 'round the deck discharging at anything that moves. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: pacman000 on May 27, 2020, 01:50:39 PM Let's move on from the debate; there already is a COVID Rant thread...
xkcd has made some funny comics about all this: (https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/common_cold.png) (https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/2020_google_trends.png) (https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/everyones_an_epidemiologist.png) (https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/coronavirus_genome.png) (https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/coronavirus_genome_2.png) (https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/coronavirus_worries.png) (https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/coronavirus_research.png) Just one more, with B-Movie flavor: (https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/coronavirus_name.png) (Hope this isn't too much to load. More Here: https://xkcd.com/2275/ Just click next.) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on May 27, 2020, 02:47:54 PM cerb, you have one HELL of a nerve bashing anyone here for their posts, considering the fact that YOU insult democrats, you insult non christians, and now you are posting DEADLY misinformation as a joke. i'm done with you, and with social media in general until i can go back to dealing with those who live in a killer fantasy world. i'm damned if i'll die for ANYONE else's stupidity. later gang. :hatred: "How absurd, said the gnat to the gnu, To spell your queer name as you do! For the matter of that, Said the gnu to the gnat, That’s just as I feel about you." - Oliver Herford Hey you boys who started on this should wade in. ^ This one is rolling 'round the deck discharging at anything that moves. I didn't start it, but I think that this humor is taken too serious by some folks. and I do too sometimes. But I see no need to go overboard with this useless blather. This virus is gonna kill somebody no matter what they're ideaolgy is. And it's just common sense. Do you wash your hands after you take a s**t? Do you cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze? For Christ's sake- use your brain. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on May 27, 2020, 02:59:56 PM (https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/742/780/9780742.jpg?width=600&fit=bounds)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: El Misfit on May 27, 2020, 06:15:30 PM (https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/742/780/9780742.jpg?width=600&fit=bounds) GET IN MAH BELLYTitle: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: bob on May 28, 2020, 06:35:08 PM (https://i.imgur.com/7ZqINGV.jpg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Rev. Powell on June 01, 2020, 11:12:17 AM Honest commercials.
http://youtu.be/Yhv1vX7Jeng (http://youtu.be/Yhv1vX7Jeng) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on June 01, 2020, 12:28:51 PM ^ :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on June 05, 2020, 09:06:23 AM (https://i.imgur.com/6bDS2rm.jpg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on June 06, 2020, 02:44:20 PM Its not wrong.
(https://i.imgur.com/Rc2H6q3.jpg) Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on June 06, 2020, 04:49:06 PM (https://i.imgur.com/OEG0HW1.jpg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on June 17, 2020, 03:47:49 PM Remember in the run up to the last US presidential election, trump said you'd win so much you'd get fed up of it?
Well, you are winning in the number of Covid-19 cases and are people fed up of it yet? Never thought that was what he was talking about. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: chefzombie on June 17, 2020, 06:21:19 PM fed up isn't the phrase i'd use. i don't think the words have been invented yet for how i feel about the situation here.
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on June 25, 2020, 12:36:21 PM I love how offended snowflakes get about being asked to wear a mask.
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: chefzombie on June 25, 2020, 07:31:31 PM and these are the same people that were all for trump using the army to take over cities run by democrats.
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: RCMerchant on June 25, 2020, 08:33:05 PM I wonder if folks who refuse to where masks question why if they are getting surgery, the guy about to poke around in your body is wearing a mask? :question:
Maybe he should just show up in blue jeans and a tee-shirt with a Confederate flag on it and dig in. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: chefzombie on June 26, 2020, 04:24:39 PM and dirty hands.
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on July 09, 2020, 12:08:59 PM (https://i.imgur.com/5SldANb.jpg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: Alex on December 08, 2020, 07:37:20 AM The funniest jokes of 2020 have apparently been selected. The list features quite a lot of Covid stuff (please note though, a lot of these are very UK-centric).
1. What is Dominic Cummings' favourite Christmas song? Driving Home for Christmas. 2. Did you hear that production was down at Santa's workshop? Many of his workers have had to elf isolate. 3. Why didn't Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem? All Virgin flights were cancelled. 4. Why are Santa's reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve? They have herd immunity. 5. Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown? Because the "Arrrr!" rate had risen. 6. Why is it best to think of 2020 like a panto? Because eventually, it's behind you. 7. Why couldn't Mary and Joseph join their work conference call? Because there was no Zoom at the inn. 8. Why can't Boris Johnson make his Christmas cake until the last minute? He doesn't know how many tiers it should have. 9. What do the Trumps do for Christmas dinner? They put on a super spread. 10. Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time? Home Alone. 11. How do you play Dominic Cummings Monopoly? Ignore the rules, move anywhere on the board you like, and never Go To Jail. 12. Why won't Santa lose any presents this year? He's downloaded Sack and Trace. 13. How is the pandemic like my stomach after Christmas? It'll take ages to flatten the curve. 14. How is Prince Andrew coping with the stresses of Christmas this year? Fine. No sweat. 15. Why wasn't Rudolph allowed to take part in vaccine trials? Because they only wanted guinea pigs. 16. Which Government scheme supports Christmas dinner? Eat Sprout To Help Out. 17. How can you get out of talking to your boss at this year's staff Christmas party? Put him on mute. 18. How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited? He keeps a logbook. 19. Who dresses in red and gives to the children this Christmas? Marcus Rashford. 20. Why did Mary and Joseph have to travel to Bethlehem? Because they couldn't book a home delivery. Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: pacman000 on December 09, 2020, 09:40:58 PM (https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wonder_woman_1984.png)
https://xkcd.com/2396/ Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: El Misfit on December 11, 2020, 08:42:18 PM (https://i.imgur.com/3Dfdlrf.jpeg)
Title: Re: COVID-19 Humor Post by: El Misfit on August 29, 2021, 10:19:02 AM (https://i.imgur.com/VKaUfBf.jpeg)
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