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« Reply #90 on: May 24, 2020, 04:49:21 PM »

Something a bit funny:

At my local store the other day, I saw a roll of TP priced at ZAR53 [almost $6!!!]  Buggedout Buggedout

I told the cashier about it and she asked me to get it, so that she could scan it: she scanned it, the price was right and she asked if I wanted to buy it.  Buggedout

Apparently it is designer TP made from recycled lord knows what and it's light brown in color.  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #91 on: May 24, 2020, 05:02:00 PM »

 Very intuitive virus!
It also has the decency to NOT go through a mask that it can very easily penetrate because it appreciates the effort of the person wearing it!
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« Reply #92 on: May 24, 2020, 06:02:00 PM »

Very intuitive virus!
It also has the decency to NOT go through a mask that it can very easily penetrate because it appreciates the effort of the person wearing it!

You do know the masks are to stop drops of liquid leaving the wearers mouth, rather than the virus directly right?
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« Reply #93 on: May 24, 2020, 06:27:12 PM »

Very intuitive virus!
It also has the decency to NOT go through a mask that it can very easily penetrate because it appreciates the effort of the person wearing it!

You do know the masks are to stop drops of liquid leaving the wearers mouth, rather than the virus directly right?

"Eh Bruce, your no fun!" - Jerome Valeska
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« Reply #94 on: May 24, 2020, 06:32:58 PM »

Very intuitive virus!
It also has the decency to NOT go through a mask that it can very easily penetrate because it appreciates the effort of the person wearing it!

You do know the masks are to stop drops of liquid leaving the wearers mouth, rather than the virus directly right?

"Eh Bruce, your no fun!" - Jerome Valeska

Oh we are, you just need to put up something funny.  Wink
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« Reply #95 on: May 24, 2020, 06:41:55 PM »

Very intuitive virus!
It also has the decency to NOT go through a mask that it can very easily penetrate because it appreciates the effort of the person wearing it!

You do know the masks are to stop drops of liquid leaving the wearers mouth, rather than the virus directly right?

Lil' Cerb is a good guy, but he's wrong about this. I explained that fact to him that earlier today in this very thread, but he must not believe us (or my brother the MD, or the CDC, or state and federal governments...)  For some reason I can't fathom he thinks its funny to imply that following procedures recommended by epidemiologists is silly and that we lack a sense of humor.  Question
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« Reply #96 on: May 24, 2020, 06:47:22 PM »

Very intuitive virus!
It also has the decency to NOT go through a mask that it can very easily penetrate because it appreciates the effort of the person wearing it!

You do know the masks are to stop drops of liquid leaving the wearers mouth, rather than the virus directly right?

Lil' Cerb is a good guy, but he's wrong about this. I explained that fact to him that earlier today in this very thread, but he must not believe us (or my brother the MD, or the CDC, or state and federal governments...)  For some reason I can't fathom he thinks its funny to imply that following procedures recommended by epidemiologists is silly and that we lack a sense of humor.  Question

yeah, I've read a things & seen a few comics on this thread I've found more cringeworthy than amusing, but I really don't understand why your lack of a sense of humor makes my jokes attack worthy.

You guys are even starting to act like you no longer enjoy the genre of some poorly made cinematic indulgence!
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« Reply #97 on: May 24, 2020, 07:55:39 PM »

Very intuitive virus!
It also has the decency to NOT go through a mask that it can very easily penetrate because it appreciates the effort of the person wearing it!

You do know the masks are to stop drops of liquid leaving the wearers mouth, rather than the virus directly right?

Lil' Cerb is a good guy, but he's wrong about this. I explained that fact to him that earlier today in this very thread, but he must not believe us (or my brother the MD, or the CDC, or state and federal governments...)  For some reason I can't fathom he thinks its funny to imply that following procedures recommended by epidemiologists is silly and that we lack a sense of humor.  Question

yeah, I've read a things & seen a few comics on this thread I've found more cringeworthy than amusing, but I really don't understand why your lack of a sense of humor makes my jokes attack worthy.

You guys are even starting to act like you no longer enjoy the genre of some poorly made cinematic indulgence!

I hope I'm not offending you, but your two jokes were both based on the same premise that viruses are so tiny they can penetrate the pores in masks. This is true, but irrelevant, because that's not why wearing masks is recommended. Viruses are also small enough to penetrate the pores of condoms, but condoms are still recommended for disease prevention because they stop the transmission of bodily fluids that contain viruses. Therefore, the premise of the joke simply doesn't work; it's not clever. The joke also indirectly spreads disinformation. But I still like you and bad movies even though you think I don't have a sense of humor!
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« Reply #98 on: May 24, 2020, 08:20:30 PM »

Bleach makes a refreshing mouthwash.  Drink it and it cures EVERYTHING. Now we have chewables!



Yes, well I fail to see the humor in Jesus jokes, and the president was talking about UV light, an the effects of vitamin C & Zinc on human blood when he said "disinfectant", not this ^ BS!

I've kept quiet through a lot of homorless schlock through this thread with one or two I thought were okay.

Did ya ever see ME putt on my Buzz Killingtopn hat & poking holes in the structure & outcome of any of YOUR pathetic musings?
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« Reply #99 on: May 24, 2020, 09:19:46 PM »

Well...that was all very special!
Back to the 'humor'...

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« Reply #100 on: May 24, 2020, 09:34:31 PM »

Bleach makes a refreshing mouthwash.  Drink it and it cures EVERYTHING. Now we have chewables!



Yes, well I fail to see the humor in Jesus jokes, and the president was talking about UV light, an the effects of vitamin C & Zinc on human blood when he said "disinfectant", not this ^ BS!

I've kept quiet through a lot of homorless schlock through this thread with one or two I thought were okay.

Did ya ever see ME putt on my Buzz Killingtopn hat & poking holes in the structure & outcome of any of YOUR pathetic musings?

I don't mind if you point out factually wrong premises. Fair is fair. We're all friends here. Just don't get personal. I apologize for getting a little personal with you before.
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« Reply #101 on: May 24, 2020, 09:36:54 PM »

Well...that was all very special!
Back to the 'humor'...

Agreed
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« Reply #102 on: May 24, 2020, 09:40:10 PM »

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« Reply #103 on: May 24, 2020, 09:43:56 PM »

 ^ Now that's funny!  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #104 on: May 24, 2020, 10:03:36 PM »

^ All of the above...  BounceGiggle   Question   BounceGiggle   Lookingup   BounceGiggle

Hey! Why was my stupid meme quoted over and over?  Sorry!  It's all just politics and silliness.  Hey!  Who made JESUS jokes?  Question Hatred
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