COVID-19 Humor

[RCMerchant]

I'd rather die! 

[Alex]

[claws]

[Alex]

[Rev. Powell]

[LilCerberus]

I've always heard bum stories about V-A hospitals.....
This Covid ban on elective surgeries sounds a lot worse....
Leading me to wonder how the V-A is handling the Wuhan Flu & the current ban on elective surgeries...

[chefzombie]

they don't treat the wuhan flu, nobody does.

[LilCerberus]

thinking a mask will stop the corona virus is like thinking underpants will stop a fart.

[Rev. Powell]

thinking a mask will stop the corona virus is like thinking underpants will stop a fart.

A mask isn't intended to stop the virus, it's intended to statistically reduce transmissions by stopping the exhalation of droplets that contain the virus. This kind of joke might convince some people to act in ways contrary to public health.

[Rev. Powell]

My brother's an M.D. He posted this on Facebook:

"I took the brakes off my car.

The government says I have to have them, but that's an infringement on my constitutional rights!

Most experts say I need them, but I found one that didn't. I believe her. She's got a slick YouTube video.

People tell me it's dangerous to drive without brakes. Don't succumb to that fear! It's just what the government and the experts want you to think, so they can control you!

Freedom!"

[RCMerchant]

^  .

[RCMerchant]

You have the right to kill yourself. You DON'T have the right to kill others.
I don't give a f**k- go ahead! Go to the bar, the church, the beach. I don't really give a f**k anymore. Kill each other. If I do die as a result I WILL come back as a ghost and haunt your dreams!

[LilCerberus]

Sheezh!
Very hard crowd here tonight!

[Rev. Powell]

Sheezh!
Very hard crowd here tonight!

You gotta be funny... 

[LilCerberus]

Sheezh!
Very hard crowd here tonight!

You gotta be funny... 

Either that, or somebody has to have a sense of humor.