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« Reply #75 on: April 24, 2020, 01:01:33 PM »



I'd rather die!  Buggedout
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« Reply #76 on: April 26, 2020, 01:34:00 AM »

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« Reply #78 on: April 30, 2020, 02:22:16 AM »

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« Reply #79 on: May 05, 2020, 11:14:37 AM »

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« Reply #80 on: May 09, 2020, 09:46:36 PM »

I've always heard bum stories about V-A hospitals.....
This Covid ban on elective surgeries sounds a lot worse....
Leading me to wonder how the V-A is handling the Wuhan Flu & the current ban on elective surgeries...
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« Reply #81 on: May 10, 2020, 07:20:17 PM »

they don't treat the wuhan flu, nobody does.
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« Reply #82 on: May 24, 2020, 11:11:23 AM »

thinking a mask will stop the corona virus is like thinking underpants will stop a fart.
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« Reply #83 on: May 24, 2020, 12:33:47 PM »

thinking a mask will stop the corona virus is like thinking underpants will stop a fart.

A mask isn't intended to stop the virus, it's intended to statistically reduce transmissions by stopping the exhalation of droplets that contain the virus. This kind of joke might convince some people to act in ways contrary to public health.
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« Reply #84 on: May 24, 2020, 01:04:47 PM »

My brother's an M.D. He posted this on Facebook:

"I took the brakes off my car.

The government says I have to have them, but thatís an infringement on my constitutional rights!

Most experts say I need them, but I found one that didnít. I believe her. Sheís got a slick YouTube video.

People tell me itís dangerous to drive without brakes. Donít succumb to that fear! Itís just what the government and the experts want you to think, so they can control you!

Freedom!"
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« Reply #85 on: May 24, 2020, 01:13:00 PM »

Thumbup.
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« Reply #86 on: May 24, 2020, 01:17:16 PM »

You have the right to kill yourself. You DON'T have the right to kill others.
I don't give a f**k- go ahead! Go to the bar, the church, the beach. I don't really give a f**k anymore. Kill each other. If I do die as a result I WILL come back as a ghost and haunt your dreams!

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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

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« Reply #87 on: May 24, 2020, 01:44:35 PM »

Sheezh!
Very hard crowd here tonight!
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« Reply #88 on: May 24, 2020, 02:57:13 PM »

Sheezh!
Very hard crowd here tonight!

You gotta be funny...  TongueOut
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« Reply #89 on: May 24, 2020, 03:46:52 PM »

Sheezh!
Very hard crowd here tonight!

You gotta be funny...  TongueOut

Either that, or somebody has to have a sense of humor.
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