Random Statements About Something NOBODY Cares About, the resurrection

[Alex]

Evidence suggests that dentistry was being practised as long ago as 13,000 years prior to the present.

[Alex]

Bub the zombie from Day of the Dead also appears in Land of the Dead and is still wearing his collar.

[LilCerberus]

RIP Charles Grodin

[RCMerchant]

Why does drinking grape or red pop turn poop green?  

[Allhallowsday]

Why does drinking grape or red pop turn poop green?  

I think it's the spinach that goes so well with soda pop. 

[RCMerchant]

I just found out I can do a pretty good  imitation of this guy in the movie EVEN DWARFS STARTED SMALL.

[Allhallowsday]

 

[zelmo73]

All the ghosts or figments of Jack's imagination in The Shining (1980) never blink their eyes.

[LilCerberus]

  You know things are getting weird when BLM is protesting the death of someone named Winston Smith!!!!!

No, Really, Google it!!!!!

[RCMerchant]

If you had a coin between a nickel and a dime, would it be a dickel?
And if you had a coin that was between a dime and a quarter- would it be a quime?
Would a coin between a penny and a nickle be called a pickle? 

[RCMerchant]

When you clean the vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner cleaner.

[LilCerberus]

So, all week long (except for Friday, Saturday & today), there have been all sorts of reminders that June 6 is D Day...

Yesterday, I learned that June 4 is the anniversary of the day that Marvin Heemeyer trashed Granby, Colorado with a home made tank, only to be overshadowed the following day by the death of Ronald Reagan on June 5.....

I'll never look at this weekend the same way ever again.......

[WingedSerpent]

I love my parents, but they are every bad "Old people can't use computers'" cliche in the book.

[pacman000]

"I am celluloid, not steel, Oh God of the machine, have mercy, I front dangers whenever I travel the whirling wheels of the mechanism. Over the sprocket wheels, held tight by the idlers, I am forced by the motor's might. If a careless hand misthreads me, I have no alternative but to go to my death. If the pull on the take-up reel is too violent, I am torn to shreds. If dirt collects in the aperture my film of beauty is streaked and marred, and I must face my beholders-A thing shamed and be spoiled. I travel many miles in tin cans, I am tossed on heavy trucks, sideways and upside down. See that I don't become bruised and wounded beyond the power to heal. I am a delicate ribbon of film - misuse me and I disappoint thousands; cherish me, and I delight and instruct the world."

Written by A.P. Hollis, a film distributor for home movies, in 1920.

[RCMerchant]

I hate it when I loose my hat!
And I just had it this morning! 
Good thing I had more than one hat! 
Or else I'd never find peace until I found my hat.