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« on: July 26, 2021, 02:44:35 AM »

Gummo. Or worse -Zeppo.
Zeppo?  Question Why would anybody name a baby child f**king Zeppo???
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2021, 02:47:13 AM »

I always felt sorry for David Bowie's kid, Zowie Bowie. Or as he likes to be called nowadays Duncan Jones.
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2021, 03:19:44 AM »

Gummo. Or worse -Zeppo.
Zeppo?  Question Why would anybody name a baby child f**king Zeppo???

My folks wanted to name me Roy, believe it or not. Where they got Trevor from, I have no idea.  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2021, 08:13:43 AM »

Nic Cage named his kid Kal-el. 

Kevin Smith's daughter is named Harley Quinn Smith.
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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2021, 08:23:46 AM »

One of Mia Farrows sons was named Satchel. My mom used to be outraged and amused every time she read his name in celeb magazines. I think he changed his name years ago. Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter is named Apple.
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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2021, 09:12:02 AM »

Moon Unit. As in Moon Unit Zappa.
Dweezil is awful too.
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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2021, 12:31:19 PM »

Sue!

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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2021, 01:01:55 PM »

Georgie Porgie.
 WTF?

I wouldn't give a flying f^ck if I ever ate pudding or pie again in my whole life!
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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2021, 03:34:25 PM »

Mudd. (I am distantly related to Roger Mudd, so it's not that farfetched).

I knew two kids in middle school with the last name "Sands." Their parents named them "Dusty" and "Sandy." I thought it was kinda cool but I bet it got old for them fast.
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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2021, 06:57:27 PM »

Ima Hogg



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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2021, 10:22:01 AM »

Any of the Little Rascals names.
Alfalfa? Buckwheat? Farina? Sounds like horse food.  Bluesad
Spanky is real bad. Sounds like something that you would ask a dominitrix to call you while wearing a diaper.
Stymie, Weezer,  Froggy,and Porky are not much better.
Chubby is just cruel. Why remind the kid every time you say his name that's a a fat little f**ker?
I think Wally and Darla are the only normal names. Butch too, I reckon.Unless your a girl. Then it sounds like your in a women's prison movie.
The dog's name is normal too- Pete.

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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2021, 12:33:03 PM »

My middle name is Thomas: make of that what you can but it was Dad's name  Wink
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« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2021, 08:28:07 PM »


Rather top-heavy and well-endowed for a high society humanitarian.  Cheers

Quote from: Ima Hogg's Wikipedia
The discovery of oil on her family's cotton plantation made Hogg very wealthy, and she used this income to benefit the people of Texas. In 1929, she founded the Houston Child Guidance Center, which provides counseling for children with mental health problems or diagnoses and their families. Through her brother's will, she established the Hogg Foundation for Mental Health at the University of Texas at Austin in 1940. Hogg successfully ran for a seat on the Houston School Board in 1943, where she worked to remove gender and race as criteria for determining pay and established art education programs for black students
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« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2021, 10:16:43 PM »

Nuchols, a popular name out in Goochland....
Krump, a popular name out in Powhattan.....
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« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2021, 11:48:51 PM »

Mudd. (I am distantly related to Roger Mudd, so it's not that farfetched).

I knew two kids in middle school with the last name "Sands." Their parents named them "Dusty" and "Sandy." I thought it was kinda cool but I bet it got old for them fast.

That name reminds me of a Wile E. Coyote cartoon where he says "my name is Mud!" and falls flat on his face.
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