Random Thought Thread Part III: The Thinking

[ER]

It can also be bad when you're hurrying away from someone, and you accidentally step in the grass and your heels get stuck there, and you fall over, and the person catches up with you.

[Alex]

It can also be bad when you're hurrying away from someone, and you accidentally step in the grass and your heels get stuck there, and you fall over, and the person catches up with you.

So if a masked supernatural killer is chasing you, they aren't the best footwear to have on?

[ER]

It can also be bad when you're hurrying away from someone, and you accidentally step in the grass and your heels get stuck there, and you fall over, and the person catches up with you.

So if a masked supernatural killer is chasing you, they aren't the best footwear to have on?

Unless you're Buffy.

[Alex]

It can also be bad when you're hurrying away from someone, and you accidentally step in the grass and your heels get stuck there, and you fall over, and the person catches up with you.

So if a masked supernatural killer is chasing you, they aren't the best footwear to have on?

Unless you're Buffy.

I always thought that if she ran out of stakes, she could have impaled a vampire on her big, pointy nose. 

[ER]

It can also be bad when you're hurrying away from someone, and you accidentally step in the grass and your heels get stuck there, and you fall over, and the person catches up with you.

So if a masked supernatural killer is chasing you, they aren't the best footwear to have on?

Unless you're Buffy.

I always thought that if she ran out of stakes, she could have impaled a vampire on her big, pointy nose. 

She's Jewish, mate, which means that remark just got you on the JDL's watch list.

[Alex]

It can also be bad when you're hurrying away from someone, and you accidentally step in the grass and your heels get stuck there, and you fall over, and the person catches up with you.

So if a masked supernatural killer is chasing you, they aren't the best footwear to have on?

Unless you're Buffy.

I always thought that if she ran out of stakes, she could have impaled a vampire on her big, pointy nose. 

She's Jewish, mate, which means that remark just got you on the JDL's watch list.

Meh. What is one more watch list?

[ER]

It can also be bad when you're hurrying away from someone, and you accidentally step in the grass and your heels get stuck there, and you fall over, and the person catches up with you.

So if a masked supernatural killer is chasing you, they aren't the best footwear to have on?

Unless you're Buffy.

I always thought that if she ran out of stakes, she could have impaled a vampire on her big, pointy nose. 

She's Jewish, mate, which means that remark just got you on the JDL's watch list.

Meh. What is one more watch list?

Shrug, I've found Jewish people to be sensitive about nose-related remarks. You might think remarks about other regions of the anatomy might stir them up more, but nope, seems the proboscis does it.

[Alex]

It can also be bad when you're hurrying away from someone, and you accidentally step in the grass and your heels get stuck there, and you fall over, and the person catches up with you.

So if a masked supernatural killer is chasing you, they aren't the best footwear to have on?

Unless you're Buffy.

I always thought that if she ran out of stakes, she could have impaled a vampire on her big, pointy nose. 

She's Jewish, mate, which means that remark just got you on the JDL's watch list.

Meh. What is one more watch list?

Shrug, I've found Jewish people to be sensitive about nose-related remarks. You might think remarks about other regions of the anatomy might stir them up more, but nope, seems the proboscis does it.

So I shouldn't (mis)quote Monty Pythons Life of Brian and say "I am only telling the truth, she does have a very big nose" then?

[ER]

It can also be bad when you're hurrying away from someone, and you accidentally step in the grass and your heels get stuck there, and you fall over, and the person catches up with you.

So if a masked supernatural killer is chasing you, they aren't the best footwear to have on?

Unless you're Buffy.

I always thought that if she ran out of stakes, she could have impaled a vampire on her big, pointy nose. 

She's Jewish, mate, which means that remark just got you on the JDL's watch list.

Meh. What is one more watch list?

Shrug, I've found Jewish people to be sensitive about nose-related remarks. You might think remarks about other regions of the anatomy might stir them up more, but nope, seems the proboscis does it.

So I shouldn't (mis)quote Monty Pythons Life of Brian and say "I am only telling the truth, she does have a very big nose" then?

Dude, are you TRYING to get the Israelis to shut this site down???

[Alex]

It can also be bad when you're hurrying away from someone, and you accidentally step in the grass and your heels get stuck there, and you fall over, and the person catches up with you.

So if a masked supernatural killer is chasing you, they aren't the best footwear to have on?

Unless you're Buffy.

I always thought that if she ran out of stakes, she could have impaled a vampire on her big, pointy nose. 

She's Jewish, mate, which means that remark just got you on the JDL's watch list.

Meh. What is one more watch list?

Shrug, I've found Jewish people to be sensitive about nose-related remarks. You might think remarks about other regions of the anatomy might stir them up more, but nope, seems the proboscis does it.

So I shouldn't (mis)quote Monty Pythons Life of Brian and say "I am only telling the truth, she does have a very big nose" then?

Dude, are you TRYING to get the Israelis to shut this site down???

Don't worry, if they get upset I have all sorts of jokes about religion I can tell them to cheer them up.

[Rev. Powell]

Ah, the random "how are you" text from an ex that generates no followup if you respond to it, how I've missed you!

[ER]

You know what I like about February? It walks the middle path.

[Alex]

I have a random urge to watch Snakes on a Plane.

[ER]

The other day, for the heck of it, I bought my husband this Old Spice lavender deodorant. He said, "Gee, that'll convince the construction crew I hired that I'm a regular he-man, huh?" But the thing is, this was the stinkiest deodorant of all time. Go smell it in the store sometime, it smells like someone took a handful of freshly cut weeds and rubbed them against skin.

[LilCerberus]

I wonder if Elon Musk could shoot down that balloon....

Or maybe Richard Branson; He's been on a balloon ride, & he has a plane that can go that high....