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« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2022, 11:38:58 AM »

I haven't seen that one (or the second one which was also made here)

They're not Shakespeare, obviously, but they're dumb car crashin' fun.

I demand Shakespeare  Wink
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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2022, 11:40:04 AM »

Laser Mission (1989) with Brandon Lee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljxLG-XFsdw

Not bad but still  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2022, 10:26:35 AM »

Rage To Kill (1988): this is a bad one, sorry.  Buggedout Buggedout

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rMqWYyccxQ

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« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2022, 06:11:35 AM »

Killer Force aka The Diamond Mercenaries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs_psCDbq1I

The building at 22:11 is our old archive building in Pretoria  Smile
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« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2022, 01:37:56 PM »

Easy Kill (1989) with Sylvester Stallone's brudda and Diana from the TV series V  Buggedout

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhWlYSMrtrw

Second Unit Photography: Marvin P. Android? Yeah, right.  TongueOut
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« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2022, 04:50:27 PM »

I saw a hilarious direct-to-video action flick with David Hasslehoff in it this past weekend called "The Final Alliance," which apparently was shot in Johannesburg, though it was set in the U.S.
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« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2022, 10:35:15 PM »

I saw a hilarious direct-to-video action flick with David Hasslehoff in it this past weekend called "The Final Alliance," which apparently was shot in Johannesburg, though it was set in the U.S.

It was shot in Johannesburg: that thing is one of the ghastly "subsidy era" films made here where fly by night filmmakers exploited loopholes in our film subsidy system. Only the producers prospered, casts and crews went largely unpaid.
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