Blend two movies

[LilCerberus]

SILENCE OF THE LAMBCHOP
(not mine)

[claws]

Hidden Suicide Squad Figures (2016)

The story of a task force team of female African-American mathematicians on a mission to save the world from the apocalypse.

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Deadpool Arrival (2016)

A linguist works with the military to communicate with a wisecracking mercenary who has become immortal and hideously scarred.

[zombie no.one]

The Incredible Melting Mary Poppins

children's nanny has difficulty staying solid, and not killing people.

[Alex]

Blade Twilight.

Sparkly vampires vs Blade. Gives a better cinematic ending than either series got (guessing on Twilight here as I didn't actually watch the last few movies. The couple I did see were bad enough though).

[claws]

When Harry Met the Little Mermaid... (1989)

Harry and Arielle have known each other for years, and are very good friends, but they fear Marine pollution would ruin the friendship.

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Indiana Jones and the Last Pet Sematary (1989)

While pursuing the Holy Grail, a grieving Indiana Jones discovers an ancient burial ground with the power to raise his dead father.

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Sex, Lies, and Cyborgs (1989)

A sexually repressed woman's husband is having an affair with her plague-infested sister. The arrival of a martial artist with a rather unusual fetish changes everything.

[zombie no.one]

Apollo 13½ Weeks

Houston we have a problem. a sexy problem.

[claws]

Just One of the Goonies (1985)

Terry feels discriminated against when the Goonies select two guys as new club members. She decides to do something about it. She dresses like a guy and gets a haircut. Will the Goonies notice?

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Goonies Beyond Thunderdome (1985)

After being exiled from the most advanced town in post apocalyptic Oregon, the Goonies rebel against the town's queen.

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The New Goonies (1985)

The Goonies arrive in a small town to help their relatives run an amusement park, and they find the town is terrorized by a local street gang.

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Goonies in Dinosaur Valley (1985)

A small plane carrying the Goonies crashes in the Amazon jungle, and the survivors must battle their way through cannibals, wild animals, and slave traders.

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The Goonies Club (1985)

The Goonies meet in Saturday detention and discover they have less in common than they thought.

[zombie no.one]

Octofinger

Bond's weirdest assignment yet.

[Alex]

Octofinger

Bond's weirdest assignment yet.

Sounds like a villain from deepest Norfolk with 8 fingers on one hand. 

[zombie no.one]

hah  yes... played by Bernard Matthews (rip)

also Bond would have to crack a pun about the 'Norfolk broads'

[claws]

Never Say Valley Girl Again (1983)

A S.P.E.C.T.R.E. agent has stolen, like, two nuclear warheads, and Julie, a girl from the valley, totally finds the target: the Sherman Oaks Galleria, ya know?

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Mr. Cujo (1983)

After he's suddenly laid off, a man switches roles with his dog. The man becomes a stay-at-home dog, guarding the house and sleeping in the yard, and the dog finds a job as a cashier. Hilarity ensues when the man is bitten by a bat with rabies.

[ER]

Dead Poet's Saw-Society

A time-traveling Jigsaw strikes in 1959 at an exclusive New England prep school.

[ER]

Eternal Sunshine of the Shining Mind

The Shining is retold from Jack's perspective as he signs up to chemically forget the time he tried to murder his whole family.

[ER]

Pandora's Boxing Helena

Silent film star Louise Brooks is CGI'd into a remake of the beloved 1993 wince-fest.

[ER]

Conan the Producer

Everyone's favorite barbarian heads to Broadway to produce the musical Springtime for Crom.