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I know where my towel is.

« on: December 28, 2007, 04:12:33 PM »

High school students must defeat Mr. Armageddon, an alien who looks like the King of the Lounge Lizards, and his basketball team or the Earth will be destroyed.

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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2007, 04:56:04 PM »

I haven't seen the movie, but the video game you describe sounds like "Astro cock" or something similar -- a shareware game I used to play in the late 80s/early 90s.  You could use a condom as a force-field, had to contend with heat-seeking dildos, and went limp when you died.
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2007, 10:31:33 PM »

I remember this as a USA Up All Night staple, I enjoyed it for being cheap and stupid and corny and disjointed, made even more so by the edits for TV. Plus I thought the actress playing Miss Anne Thrope was hot. Stupid punny names be damned.

I should pick up the DVD some time, give it the old "does it hold up to the nostalgia" test.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2007, 02:50:47 AM »

Funny you should mention plumbers and Einstein...Albert Einstein was once asked what he might have done with his life had he not gone into physics.  He replied that he would have liked to have become a plumber.  The plumbers' union made him an honorary member for life after that one.  TeddyR
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2008, 06:24:33 PM »

 I just bought this today on dvd at a grocery store, and watched it when I got home and I laughed and was grossed out.  It was pretty good for a campy horror film.
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2009, 07:46:23 PM »

I would have given this 4 stars, simply because I love the glorious campy antics that seem to only work in these late 80s teen horror films (see Hobgoblins, Troma, etc).
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