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« Reply #45 on: June 02, 2011, 10:00:46 AM »
Quote from: bob on June 02, 2011, 09:41:50 AM
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RHVoFpncgA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RHVoFpncgA</a>

Servo: Ya lousy, stinkin' francophonic bacon-lovin' bastards!

I love that line.
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« Reply #46 on: June 05, 2011, 05:06:06 PM »
The "Hell Works in Subtle Ways" sketch from EEGAH!

JOEL: Hell works better when it's a lot more subtle. Here, I'll give you an example. Okay, Crow, what do you think of Adolf Hitler?
CROW: Well, I hate him, naturally.
JOEL: Right. Now, what do you think of the band Styx?
CROW: Well, they had one or two decent...Oh my God, you're right!

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TOM: Joel, what chance do we have in a world that keeps presenting us with vivid images of Hell?
JOEL: Well, there's personal liberty, strength of conviction, those have been known to work... Then there's the time the country rallies together to beat back Hell, like the time we as a nation said "no" to Yahoo Serious.

Trust me, that last bit is hilarious if you remember Yahoo Serious...  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #47 on: June 08, 2011, 10:45:27 AM »
Crow's lovable catchphrase from the beginning of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. "You know you want me, baby!"

Starts at about 1:30
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy5QsDabicM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy5QsDabicM</a>
The Public Pearl pledge drive is great too.
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« Reply #48 on: June 23, 2011, 09:52:00 AM »
Samson vs. the Vampire Women - Frank is taken to Second Banana Heaven by Torgo the White.
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« Reply #49 on: July 02, 2011, 12:04:17 PM »
All the segments in MITCHELL were aces.  I particularly like the 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY reference where Gypsy plays HAL.

Also, in the beginning when Frank & Dr. F are rummaging through old boxes, they find Dr. F's old "Evilos" project: he sewed the butt of a dog onto the butt of a cat. 
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« Reply #50 on: July 05, 2011, 08:31:21 AM »
  I think it was during Laserblast that Mike dressed up like Kate Mulgrew in Star Trek Voyager and started barking orders to help the ship escape from a black hole. It was hilarious and just a little disturbing.
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« Reply #51 on: July 09, 2011, 12:54:02 PM »
Mary Jo's appearance as Jan in the Pan in THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE.  It gives us closure on a beloved film character.  It's nice to know that she finally came to terms with her decapitation, got over that whole "wanting to die" phase, and found fulfilling work as a doorstop. 
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« Reply #52 on: September 10, 2011, 12:16:02 PM »
The "Swing Choir" segment from SKYDIVERS.  Like most people I'd never heard of a "swing choir."

But it's preceded by one of my favorite little absurd throwaway sketches.  Frank greets Mike & the Bots:

FRANK: "Hey, Nelstone.  I call you that 'cause you are so stoned.  You are so high.  You wake and bake every morning, man.  You..."
DR. F: "Frank!  What are you doing!"
FRANK: "I... really don't know."
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« Reply #53 on: September 13, 2011, 11:30:37 AM »
From INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa-Kx5M-8Ak" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa-Kx5M-8Ak</a>

from THE REBEL SET:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb33DhS0jiA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb33DhS0jiA</a>
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« Reply #54 on: September 17, 2011, 12:50:57 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBi2IQIUcNs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBi2IQIUcNs</a>

"Have you ever heard that the bird is the word?"
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