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« Reply #45 on: December 11, 2017, 06:56:22 AM »

When my twin daughters were about ten months old, they and my wife all got stricken with a stomach bug the same weekend.  Between 6:30 AM and 9:45 in a single morning, I changed NINETEEN diapers - and the sheets on our bed when my wife wasn't quick enough to bolt for the bathroom. To this day that morning of horrors lives on in our memories as the infamous "Diarrhea Sunday"!!!!!

I had two days of this on Saturday and Sunday: I spent more time in the bathroom than anywhere else.  Buggedout I'm OK now, I just mustn't cough.  Wink

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« Reply #46 on: Today at 02:51:17 PM »

Back in the mid 90s I worked at a restaurant at the mall.  One Sunday afternoon an older gentleman decided to have a diarrhoretic episode and hosed down the men's bathroom.  Took me a couple hours to clean that up.  We threw out the mop and the bucket afterwards.  I went home and took the hottest shower I could stand, twice.  I then threw my uniform in the washing machine and put it through a couple cycles with hot water before drying it.  I'm probably lucky it didn't shrink or come apart in the machine.  I believe I tossed the shoes I had been wearing after that night.

And I'm someone who grew up on a farm, but there was just something a thousand times more disgusting to me about having to clean that up.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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