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Susan
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« on: December 06, 2003, 10:01:41 PM »

Ever been surfing the net and come across a really...really bad site. This one actually had me laughing..don't ask how i got here:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Idiot



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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2003, 10:07:23 PM »

Did you see the counter at the bottom of the page?

It had over 1 million hits!
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2003, 10:46:34 PM »

I

have finally found

someone

sadder than me.

...

....

Thank you God...


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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2003, 11:17:22 PM »

>I
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>have finally found
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>someone
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>sadder than me.

It's a joke.
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Velvet Brotha
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2003, 12:01:47 AM »

Thanks alot Susan... I just killed some more brain cells having looked at that pathetic site. ; )
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Susan
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2003, 01:03:03 AM »

Even as a joke one simply has to wonder about this individual.

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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2003, 01:05:56 AM »

You wanna know what's sadder than that?  As the page from that link opened, I said "Oh yeah...it's the ninja site".  We've been laughing at that jackass here on the mid shift at work for months now.



Hey, when you've read EVERYTHING the B-Master's Cabal has put on the web, you have to find SOMETHING to do at 4 am.

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Susan
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2003, 02:05:51 AM »

I need a social life on saturday. I used to have one, i don't know what happened. Probably that when they started monitoring our internet usage at work It bottled up and now i'm wasting my life. And time is ticking, according to sparklit's death test i'm going to die at age 69.
25% chance of cancer, 12% chance 3rd degree burns and a slight chance of alien abduction.

Maybe the latter..that sounds exciting

Are you insane too?

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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2003, 05:29:24 AM »

Um Wow.That is pretty lame.But then again ask your self "How long do I spend on this website a day reading through posts and responding to them"

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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2003, 10:30:13 AM »

The hatemail is hilarious!

"Trust no one son. Trust NOOOOOOO ONE!" -the Street Fighter
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2003, 11:42:38 AM »

I actually own a realultimatepower t-shirt. On the back are three facts about ninjas.

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

That site is awesome, and by awesome, I mean totally sweet.

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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2003, 03:18:09 PM »

Ladies and gentlemen, I present A Ninja Pays Half My Rent.

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Phaelon
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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2003, 07:15:28 PM »

This is hilarious!!

MUTTON, SOUTH CAROLINA,  October 15, 2002 — A single mother leads a coalition calling for more responsibility in controlling the information produced from the internet. Her first target—a website about ninjas. Margerie Evans, a single mother of three, filed charges on Monday against Robert Hamburger, a 10-year-old Los Angelean, for his portrayal of ninjas in a popular website.
"This young man is encouraging the youth to physically act out violence. Doesn't [Robert] remember Columbine? Where was he on September 11th?" said Ms. Evans in a statement to Reuters. In a preliminary trial, Ms. Evans stated that because of realultimatepower.net, her children have been climbing on the furniture, beating on cats, and "spitting up all over the damn place."

http://home.1asphost.com/msnbcnews/

have a look at the kid doing his "moves:

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~loco/bowstaffdemo.wmv
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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2003, 07:31:22 PM »

I sent this link to my son and daughter and college.  They are seriously into Japanese culture and will probably get a real kick out of  it.

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And you thought Trek isn't cool.
Susan
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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2003, 07:52:58 PM »

Phaelon:

Check this out:
MOVIE CLIP



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