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Dungeons & Dragons: The Hall of Bones - Slime dropCAPSULE REVIEW
When their magical items suddenly run out of juice, the kids are left up a Greyhawk creek without a paddle+3. Is there a way to recharge the weapons, or has Vengar finally won?

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Hysterical -- Slime dropFEATURE REVIEW
Julie Newmar resurrects the ghost of her dead lover, Captain Howdy, and sics him on the residents of Hellview, Oregon. Anyone killed by the towering ghost come back as zombies who constantly repeat the phrase, "What difference does it make?"

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Phantasm -- Slime dropREADER REVIEW
Reader review by KYGOTC. A young boy discovers that the local funeral home is filled with horror and mystery. Flying metal spheres with drill attachments, a shapechanging Tall Man, and drums filled with killer Jawas are just the start of Michael's nightmare.

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Microwave Massacre -- Slime dropFEATURE REVIEW
Updated review. There is only one movie where you can hear Frosty the Snowman say, "I'm so hungry I could eat a WHORE!" and that is this film. Yes, I mean the, "Happy Birthday!" Frosty the Snowman.

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Fair Use ESSAY
Fair use is how review websites use copyrighted material without first securing permission from the copyright holders. However, I believe many webmasters (and readers) are a little foggy about this part of copyright law. I hope that my article will help to explain the subject.

COMING FEATURE ATTRACTIONS
Red Sonja
Cyborg Soldier (aka Cyborg Cop II)
Bad Girls Go to Hell
Invader
Battle Queen 2020
The Blood of Heroes
The Champions of Justice
The Killer Shrews (updated review)
Moon 44
The House of the Dead
Death Race 2000 (updated review)

UPDATES SINCE 1 JANUARY 2007
14 May 2008
Dungeons & Dragons: The Hall of Bones joins the TV Show reviews.
10 May 2008
Hysterical is the latest review. What difference does it make?
7 May 2008
Reader KYGOTC reviews Phantasm. He didn't like it.
3 May 2008
I'm so hungry, I want to hear Frosty the Snowman talk about cooking and eating prostitutes in Microwave Massacre.
30 April 2008
Almost every movie review website has a fair use notice posted, but do we understand it? I hope that this Fair Use Essay will be of assistance to anyone who wants to start a movie review website.
27 April 2008
Giant hairy moon spiders! Missile to the Moon is reviewed.
24 April 2008
Peter Weller faces off against Ratzilla in Of Unknown Origin.
22 April 2008
Dinosaurs eating Germans, and Germans eating dinosaurs. The Land that Time Forgot review is my contribution to Earth Day.
16 April 2008
Fausto's review of Gothic is posted.
13 April 2008
Princess warrior? Maybe. Laser swords? Kinda. People driving around, and driving, and driving...yes. Yes, we have a lot of that. Princess Warrior.
9 April 2008
Bryan White's cult movie blog, Cinema Suicide, is my choice for the April - June 2008 Legion of Muck Award. The newest capsule review is The Bat People.
7 April 2008
Fanged, funky butt worms! My Dreamcatcher review is posted.
3 April 2008
Can you cope with the podcast terror of the Chosen Survivors?
1 April 2008
Ultraman: The Space Ray of Terror pits the Science Patrol against the child artists.
30 March 2008
As a part of the Full Moon Rising roundtable, I updated my Seedpeople review.
28 March 2008
Supercroc is reviewed by Vultur.
25 March 2008
Whatever you do, don't buy the Mesa of Lost Women soundtrack.
23 March 2008
When is being selected to survive a nuclear war a bad thing? When the bunker is filled with vampire bats. Enjoy Chosen Survivors.
20 March 2008
Tank is reviewed by reader Michael Colander.
18 March 2008
Captain Coolio battles man-eating monsters in Pterodactyl.
16 March 2008
Interstellar rhyming carnage: Leprechaun 4: In Space.
13 March 2008
The newest podcast is a review of Flash Gordon.
11 March 2008
Tears of the Black Tiger is a violent cowboy shoot 'em up, but here's the catch: it was made in Thailand.
9 March 2008
The Flash Gordon review has been updated!
6 March 2008
This week's reader review is Action Jackson by Ted C.
4 March 2008
Would you buy "Total Destruction" from an ant with a human face? The Outer Limits: The Zanti Misfits review is posted.
2 March 2008
Sweet pneumatic-driven pain, it's the Nail Gun Massacre!
28 February 2008
I talk about the 2007 Toys for Tots effort in the latest podcast. Also, check out some b-movie inspired comics by James Roberson.
26 February 2008
Of all the horrible things done to physics: The Black Hole (2006).
16 February 2008
A kung fu flick filled with song? The Cave of the Silken Web.
21 February 2008
Speaking of ultraviolent zombie-killing mayhem, have you ever seen Versus?
19 February 2008
Glennman reviews Invasion of the Space Preachers.
16 February 2008
I like the theme song, but the rest of Raiders of the Living Dead is a bloody mess.
13 February 2008
Another podcast, this time for Latitude Zero.
12 February 2008
They just don't make them like they used to. Watch Latitude Zero to see what I mean.
9 February 2008
Slither is my freakish b-movie choice for Valentine's Day.
7 February 2008
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is reviewed by reader Ethan Logue. You can also read my older review for the film. Also, share Badmovies.org with a friend during February 2008 and you might win a free copy of the "Sci-Fi Ultimate Collection Volume 2" DVD set! Read here for the details.
4 February 2008
Another episode of the animated Dungeons & Dragon's cartoon is posted. Beware The Eye of the Beholder. Also, Badmovies.org is the "Site of the Week" on the AMC TV Monsterfest Blog.
2 February 2008
Please read my interview with writer/director Rick Sloane, the man behind "Hobgoblins."
31 January 2008
Return of the Living Dead Part II is much like the original movie, but with a happy ending. Reader Alexander Gustafsson authored this review.
29 January 2008
Jeepers Creepers is a mediocre horror film, but the story behind it is frightening.
26 January 2008
If you scream the Blind Dead will find you.
24 January 2008
The 2006 remake of House of Wax is the subject of Cath's reader review.
22 January 2008
I talk about "Diamonds of Kilimandjaro" in this Badmovies.org Podcast.
21 January 2008
Jess Franco gets my goat with Diamonds of Kilimandjaro.
18 January 2008
As part of the "Original Sin" roundtable (SciFi original movies), I review Shockwave. Everybody probably remembers the original title, "AI Assault." The distributor is already try to confuse us by changing the name. Finally, I would like to announce the new Badmovies.org monthly DVD Giveaway. This month the DVD is Ray Harryhausen's "Clash of the Titans." Click here for a chance to win.
17 January 2008
Bill Adams reviews Tobe Hooper's unfortunate failure, Lifeforce.
15 January 2008
Todd the convenience store clerk is back in the latest Badmovies.org Podcast.
6 January 2008
The Monster that Challenged the World review has been updated. Enjoy the killer snail monster goodness.
11 January 2008
Max Gardener reviews the completely insane action film Fantasy Mission Force.
6 January 2008
The Outer Limits: The Human Factor is an arctic-themed episode from the old TV show.
6 January 2008
If the movie Orca is taken at face value, killer whales are the smartest creatures on the planet.
3 January 2008
Shaquille O'Neill stars as Steel in Keijo's reader review.
1 January 2008
Happy New Year! To get 2008 started, the first Badmovies.org Podcast is posted. The intent for Badmovies.org Radio is to publish reviews and monologues twice a month. Along with that, Post Apocalypse Films is my choice for the first Legion of Muck Award in 2008.
28 December 2007
My last review of 2007 is Monster High.
27 December 2007
Read the latest capsule review: Tobe Hooper's remake of Invaders from Mars.
21 December 2007
The K. Gordon Murray Santa Claus movie is reviewed.
18 December 2007
Hercules vs. the Hydra arrives in the Capsule Reviews section.
14 December 2007
My article about one of the best monster b-movies ever made, The Giant Claw, has been updated.
11 December 2007
I wrote a capsule review of Dungeons & Dragons: The Night of No Tomorrow.
7 December 2007
D-Man's reader review of Xtro is published.
4 December 2007
A capsule review of Kiss Me Quick! is posted.
29 November 2007
At long last, El Topo! My review does not even come close to adequately describing this bizarre film.
27 November 2007
Evil Toons is posted in the Capsule Reviews.
26 November 2007
The guide on How To Find A Bad Movie has been updated.
23 November 2007
Werewolf booty call! Meridian is my addition to the Tent of Terror roundtable.
20 November 2007
Do not let the name fool you, Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell! is boring.
16 November 2007
Alice's Restaurant is posted. Everyone seems to enjoy it when I review a film I do not like. Well, here you go. I do not like this movie, but suffered through it for you. Hope that you are happy.
13 November 2007
Scientists accidentally clone a dragon and it eats most of them in Dragon Fighter.
9 November 2007
The Being is Idaho's entry in the "nuclear waste creates mutant monster" genre. Also, the site now has an RSS Feed to notify you about the latest updates.
6 November 2007
Have you ever wanted to see somebody slap the snot out of Wesley Crusher? The Curse is your movie.
2 November 2007
Tawny Kitaen is a good reason to watch Gwendoline.
30 October 2007
Enjoy a capsule review of The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms.
27 October 2007
Kevin from wtfFilm organized a Halloween roundtable. I picked House II: The Second Story, but make sure you check all of the reviews via the Supersoaker Page. Also, you may have noticed something different. Finally (after about seven years), I updated the site's overall layout.
23 October 2007
Two Stingray episodes are posted in the TV Shows section. The pilot episode Stingray and Hostages of the Deep.
19 October 2007
The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed is a compilation of short films and an entertainment goldmine.
16 October 2007
Capsule reviews for two Ultraman episodes: Defeat the Invader! and Secret of the Miroganda.
12 October 2007
It is always interesting to hear the stories behind the movies. Please read the interview with Fred Olen Ray to find out more about the man behind Retromedia and numerous cult and b-movies.
9 October 2007
Capsule reviews for Food of the Gods and Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster.
7 October 2007
At long last, a Don Dohler film: Nightbeast.
3 October 2007
Ah, there is something new! The B-Movie Capsule Reviews section is now open, as well as capsule reviews for TV shows. First up is a neat film called The Asphyx and White Light Fever from "Showtimes The Outer Limits."
2 October 2007
I had a tough choice this time, but wtfFilm is the website I would like to announce as the Legion of Muck winner for October - December 2007. Kevin's site is a great resource for cult movie fans.
28 September 2007
As part of a one-two combination with the KO Picture Show, I reviewed Master of the Flying Guillotine. Rob picked "One-Armed Boxer" for his review.
21 September 2007
The latest roundtable effort is the Blob Family Picnic! My contribution is the 1988 remake of The Blob, but there are a host of other blob-type monster movies being reviewed. Check the supersoaker page for a complete listing.
15 September 2007
The review for Solarbabies has been updated.
13 September 2007
Fausto's reader review of Coffy is posted for your enjoyment.
7 September 2007
Who can save the Earth? Prince of Space, of course! Also, I added a new Random Thought.
31 August 2007
Beowulf takes some liberties with the ancient epic it is based on.
26 August 2007
The review for Godzilla vs. Monster Zero is updated and republished.
22 August 2007
A very long time ago, Joe Pingree wrote a reader review for Kickboxer 4. My apologies to Joe for the long wait.
17 August 2007
Are you up for a paradox? How about time travel? Okay, how about a paradox, time travel, and killer robots? Here is A.P.E.X., which has all three.
10 August 2007
I suffer through The Garbage Pail Kids Movie and find myself wishing that I was washing the dishes instead. Enjoy my pain.
3 August 2007
Godzilla, King of the Monsters is the Americanized version of "Gojira." The insertion of Raymond Burr is awkward, but the film is still worth viewing.
27 July 2007
The Terror of Tiny Town was one of my first reviews. I want to spread the word about this all-midget western, so the article has been updated and is republished. How can you not love an all-midget western?
21 July 2007
It's a B-Movie Beach Party! My entry is Brides of Blood, but make sure you check out the supersoaker page to see all the reviews.
13 July 2007
Any Lovecraft fans should see The Resurrected.
10 July 2007
After a short delay, Jordan's B-Movie Film Vault is awarded the Legion of Muck for July to September 2007. Jordan has contributed a lot of work to the online b-movie community over the years.
7 July 2007
I join Darksider's Realm and Side Order of Ninjas for Christmas in July! My choice is the wintry old horror film Beast from Haunted Cave.
1 July 2007
In anticipation of the the new movie, the B-Movie Film Vault and Badmovies.org review Transformers: The Movie. Who doesn't remember that song, "You've Got the Touch!"
26 June 2007
Kooshmeister leaps to the defense of King Kong (1976).
23 June 2007
The Atomic Brain features a woman/cat brain transplant.
16 June 2007
Samurai films and giant monster movies are expertly blended in Daimajin.
8 June 2007
Fear the power of Gymkata!
2 June 2007
A long time ago, in a place not far away from where I am now, I wrote a review for Starcrash. That article has been updated. I encourage anyone who loves bad movies to give this one a try. It is gloriously bad.
30 May 2007
Inyarear wrote a review for Child Bride. It is just as troubling a film as he makes it out to be.
25 May 2007
Pure, unadulterated, rainbow pain. Yes, I mean Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer. The Random Thoughts page was updated.
19 May 2007
Check out the great interview with George Hardy, the father from "Troll 2."
12 May 2007
Rudy Ray Moore returns as Dolemite in The Human Tornado!
4 May 2007
Yet again, I get a nasty surprise from buying a movie based on its title. I purchased Weasels Rip My Flesh. The Random Thoughts was also updated.
27 April 2007
Stay out of the water or The Flesh Eaters will get you.
20 April 2007
Hundra (the female barbarian) is reviewed and there is a new addition to the Random Thoughts.
14 April 2007
Yes, there is a sequel to "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." It is called Shock Treatment. I found that, due to its effect on me, the title made sense.
11 April 2007
A classic bad movie revisited! Plan 9 from Outer Space was one of the website's first reviews. It has now been updated. Stop by and rediscover a grand old b-movie.
7 April 2007
Skaboi convinced me to do a slasher. Among his favorites is The Mutilator.
31 March 2007
Ben Black reviews The Karate Kid Part III and I add a Random Thought. Also, Shadow's B-Movie Graveyard is my choice for the Legion of Muck for April through June 2007; it is a great site for b-movie fans to visit.
24 March 2007
Ultraman arrives in the TV Shows section with Ultra Operation #1.
17 March 2007
I celebrate St. Patrick's Day with a review of Leprechaun 3 and post a new Random Thought.
14 March 2007
Check out Nick Carroll's reader review of Psych-Out.
10 March 2007
Never mix gorillas with religion is what I always say. Here is Beneath the Planet of the Apes.
3 March 2007
An old friend of mine loves the movie Galaxina and his birthday is coming up. So, this review is for you, Mr. Reinhart.
24 February 2007
Blades is like "Jaws," but substitutes a lawnmower for the shark.
17 February 2007
Please read the Interview with Ian Stuart to learn about his original script for "The Pit" and what was changed.
10 February 2007
Valentine's Day is on the way. All you primitive lovebirds should check out Cavegirl.
3 February 2007
Hope that you enjoy my review of Saturn 3. There is a new Random Thought too.
31 January 2007
Ah, I have surprised you with an update in the middle of the week. Akiratubo typed out his thoughts about the Dungeons & Dragons animated series.
27 January 2007
Time for a Russ Meyer film! Anyone who has not seen Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! is missing out. Also, for variety, I posted a new Random Thought.
20 January 2007
Finally, a modern version of the low-budget monster movie that is well done. See Feast.
13 January 2007
Read my Interview With Cast Members of the movie What Waits Below or check out ClockWorkCanary's Reader Review for Friday the 13th Part IV.
6 January 2007
Teenage Caveman covers primitive law, in terrible detail.
1 January 2007
Happy New Year! To celebrate 2007, I finally reviewed Hard Rock Zombies. Also, B-Movie Central is awarded the Legion of Muck for January to March of 2007. Many thanks to Duane for creating such a fun site for b-movie fans.

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