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The Asphyx 4 Slimes A scientist discovers a way to capture the spirit of death.
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The Bat People 2 Slimes You can obviously get worse things than rabies from a bat bite.
The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms 4 Slimes New York is attacked by a plague-infested dinosaur.
The Black Hole (2006) 1 Slimes No cool effects or amusing flying robots in this disaster of a movie.
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The Curse 2 Slimes Have you ever wanted to see somebody slap the snot out of Wesley Crusher?
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Diamonds of Kilimandjaro 1 Slime White jungle goddesses spend a lot of time lounging (topless) in trees.
Dragon Fighter 1 Slime A cloning lab picks the wrong bones for its experiments.
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Evil Toons 1 Slime A demonic cartoon escapes from a cursed book and chases after some college girls.
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The Food of the Gods 3 Slimes Rats eat super growth formula!
Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell! Skull Satanists try to make a blonde woman into the Devil's surrogate mother.
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Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster 3 Slimes Mothra asks Godzilla & Rodan to stop the space monster before mankind is destroyed.
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Hercules vs. the Hydra 4 Slimes The main muscle man from Greece has a lot to learn about love.
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Invaders from Mars 2 Slimes Those aliens look like killer Cornish game hens.
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Jeepers Creepers 2 Slimes The scary part of the story is the writer/director.
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Kiss Me Quick! 2 Slimes A mad scientist shows off his latest artificial bimbos to a stupid alien.
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Latitude Zero 3 Slimes Where else can you find a giant flying lion that has the brain of an Asian woman?
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Mesa of Lost Women 1 Slimes The real horror is the soundtrack, because the film makers recorded fifteen seconds of music, then looped it.
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Of Unknown Origin 3 Slimes Peter Weller battles Ratzilla.
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Pterodactyl 2 Slimes Prehistoric eggs hatch and a flock of man-eating pterodactyls surprises a paleontologist and his graduate students.
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Tears of the Black Tiger 3 Slimes This is probably the best violent cowboy shoot 'em up ever made in Thailand.
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Versus 4 Slimes Anti-hero + firearms + zombies = dead zombies.
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THE BADMOVIES.ORG "SLIME DROP" RATING SYSTEM:
My two criteria are:
Green Dot A. How bad is this movie?
Green Dot B. How much fun is it to watch?
RatingAnd it means...
5 SlimesThe pinnacle of bad movies; this is a must see!
4 SlimesB-Movies want to be just like this one when they grow up.
3 SlimesDefinitely worthy of a Saturday afternoon or a late night.
2 SlimesIt had redeeming qualities, just like getting the clap does.
1 SlimesA bad movie, even for me.
SkullThis is going to hurt.
To be a "well rounded" bad movie viewer it is necessary to see the one or two slime movies - even a skull now and then. The Surgeon General would probably recommend that you not watch more than one skull movie per sitting. This recommendation is based on extensive research by myself. A friend of mine, by the name of Steve, developed a nervous tick from one such binge and the mention of "Johnny Mnemonic" sends him into convulsions.

(It is bad. I do not know about that bad, but maybe it just broke the horse's back.)
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ImageCane Toads: An Unnatural History - Slime drop

Review first posted on 9 December 2001. This documentary chronicles yet another ecological disaster that man has visited upon Australia, but it makes me laugh.

Lesson Learned:
Green Dot Little girls will happily substitute a big, ugly toad for a doll.
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