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THE NUMBERS
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
42nd Street Forever, Vol. 1 3 Slimes Exploitation film trailer collection.
THE LETTER A
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
The Asphyx 3 Slimes A scientist discovers a way to capture the spirit of death.
THE LETTER B
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
The Bat People 2 Slimes You can obviously get worse things than rabies from a bat bite.
The Bermuda Depths 2 Slimes A young man discovers that his girlfriend is a sea devil, and that their pet sea turtle is Satan's monster.
The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms 3 Slimes New York is attacked by a plague-infested dinosaur.
The Black Hole (2006) 1 Slimes No cool effects or amusing flying robots in this disaster of a movie.
THE LETTER C
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
The Curse 2 Slimes Have you ever wanted to see somebody slap the snot out of Wesley Crusher?
THE LETTER D
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Death Dimension 1 Slimes "The Pig" has a freeze bomb, and a breast-eating turtle.
Diamonds of Kilimandjaro 1 Slime White jungle goddesses spend a lot of time lounging (topless) in trees.
Dragon Fighter 1 Slime A cloning lab picks the wrong bones for its experiments.
THE LETTER E
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Evil Toons 1 Slime A demonic cartoon escapes from a cursed book and chases after some college girls.
THE LETTER F
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
The Food of the Gods 2 Slimes Rats eat super growth formula!
Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell! Skull Satanists try to make a blonde woman into the Devil's surrogate mother.
THE LETTER G
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster 3 Slimes Mothra asks Godzilla & Rodan to stop the space monster before mankind is destroyed.
THE LETTER H
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Hercules vs. the Hydra 3 Slimes The main muscle man from Greece has a lot to learn about love.
THE LETTER I
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Invaders from Mars 2 Slimes Those aliens look like killer Cornish game hens.
THE LETTER J
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Jeepers Creepers 2 Slimes The scary part of the story is the writer/director.
THE LETTER K
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Kiss Me Quick! 2 Slimes A mad scientist shows off his latest artificial bimbos to a stupid alien.
THE LETTER L
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Latitude Zero 3 Slimes Where else can you find a giant flying lion that has the brain of an Asian woman?
THE LETTER M
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Maneater of Hydra 2 Slimes It is a killer tree, just walk away.
Mesa of Lost Women 1 Slime The real horror is the soundtrack, because the film makers recorded fifteen seconds of music, then looped it.
Mortal Challenge 1 Slime This movie is a lot like "The Running Man," though it lacks Arnold Schwarzenegger.
THE LETTER N
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Not of This Earth (1988) 2 Slimes Traci Lords stars in this remake about vampire aliens from a nuked world.
THE LETTER O
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Of Unknown Origin 3 Slimes Peter Weller battles Ratzilla.
THE LETTER P
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Pterodactyl 2 Slimes Prehistoric eggs hatch and a flock of man-eating pterodactyls surprises a paleontologist and his graduate students.
THE LETTER Q
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
No entries - Yet
THE LETTER R
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Rock & Rule 2 Slimes An evil rock & roll overlord wants to rule the world.
THE LETTER S
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Silent Hill 3 Slimes The terrifying secret of the town of Silent Hill is that nobody knows what is going on.
THE LETTER T
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Tears of the Black Tiger 3 Slimes This is probably the best violent cowboy shoot 'em up ever made in Thailand.
Tintorera! 1 Slime It has to be Spanish for "three-way" or "tiger shark."
THE LETTER U
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
No entries - Yet
THE LETTER V
MOVIE NAMERATINGSYNOPSIS
Versus 4 Slimes Anti-hero + firearms + zombies = dead zombies.
THE LETTER W
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No entries - Yet
THE LETTER X
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THE LETTER Y
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THE LETTER Z
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THE BADMOVIES.ORG "SLIME DROP" RATING SYSTEM:
The two main criteria are:
Green Dot A. How bad is this movie?
Green Dot B. How much fun is it to watch?
RatingAnd it means...
4 SlimesThe pinnacle of bad movies; this is a must see!
3 SlimesDefinitely worthy of a Saturday afternoon or a late night.
2 SlimesIt had redeeming qualities, just like getting the clap does.
1 SlimesA bad movie.
SkullThis is going to hurt.
3 September 2008: The rating system changed from a maximum of five slimes to a maximum of four slimes. All of the reviews were adjusted.

Remember: to be a "well rounded" bad movie viewer it is necessary to see the one or two slime movies - even a skull now and then. The Surgeon General would probably recommend that you not watch more than one skull movie per sitting. This recommendation is based on extensive research by myself. A friend of mine, by the name of Steve, developed a nervous tick from one such binge and the mention of "Johnny Mnemonic" sends him into convulsions.

(It is bad. I do not know about that bad, but maybe it just broke the horse's back.)
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ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

Lesson Learned:
  • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

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