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I was browsing the web one day and started actually looking at the banner ads: VISA,, ect... So, I thought it would be cool if an ad was selling "How to Cook a Cat" or something along those lines. On 2 October 1998, I made my first entirely facetious banner ad.

Tenafly Viper - created 7 October 2003 by Raymond Gibson
Tenafly Viper
Inspired by the extremely gooey comedy "Street Trash." Unfortunately, I cannot add this one to the banner rotation (the size is a little funky), but it is quite cool.

Kaiju-Be-Gone - created 23 May 2003 by Andrew Elliott
Keeping Tokyo safe for almost forty years (ever since the sprayers popped up in "Destroy All Monsters").

The Blob - created 7 April 2002 by Joe Talledo
I think this is backwards, the Blob always has more room for you...

Crystal Lake Camp - created 8 November 2001 by Alexander Gustafsson
Crystal Lake Camp
Everybody enjoys going to summer camps; except this one.

Brundle's Telepods - created 26 January 2001 by Mighty Atomic Pikachu
Most people would have lots of angst stepping into a transporter/gene splicer (more like masher), but Mighty Atomic Pikachu doesn't.

Chopping Mall Security - created 30 December 2000 by Suspiria
Chopping Mall Security
Suspiria created this one, it pays homage to the best killer mall robot movie of all time. The number of contestants was limited... - created 22 April 2000
Stick Figure Porn
I'm still trying to decide what Freud would say about this one.

Crazy Clay's Flying Saucers - created 31 March 2000 by Darren Priddy
Plan 9 Banner
Darren dropped this banner off in my mailbox, honestly I have modified it a little by changing the palette to 64 colors, but that cut the file size in half.

The Stuff - revised 28 October 2002 by Emi Melissa Briet
The Stuff
A cool updating to my old banner. The website is rumored to be in development as a tribute!

The Stuff - created 27 January 1999
The Stuff
This was begging to be made. Any time a dessert eats people...

Kuddly Klowns from Outer Space - created 22 January 1999 by Jen Deacon
Kuddly Klowns
A great banner (I love Klowns - which is okay if they're over 18) submitted by Jen Deacon, the lady is obviously better at graphics than myself.

Father McGruder's Kung Fu Class - created 13 January 1999 by David Emery
Father McGruder
Inspired by the AWESOME bad movie "Dead Alive" and a hearty thanks to David for this excellent banner!

Cat Farmers of America - created 3 October 1998
Cat Farmers of America
There's a vet near my house called "The Cat Clinic" and it's right next door to an Asian fast food place. I think McDonald's would have disturbed me more though... ...try a new "McKitty Burger!"

WILO Eyewitness News - created 3 October 1998
WILO Eyewitness News
This ad was inspired by a skit in "The Kentucky Fried Movie."

WILO Eyewitness News 2 - created 7 October 1998
WILO Eyewitness News 2
Yet another ad inspired by a skit in "The Kentucky Fried Movie."

WILO Eyewitness News 3 - created 7 October 1998
WILO Eyewitness News 3
I'm on a roll! Gotta love the "Kentucky Fried Movie!"

Master Sardu's White Slavery Ring - created 7 October 1998
Master Sardu's White Slavery Ring
"Bloodsucking Freaks!" Troma Team made a movie with massive nudity and a blowgun-using midget!
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