Actually, I was looking for a "bagel" knife...
And don't try to tell me you use one of "these" things to spread the cream cheese!
NO mancave is "that" insecure!
Isn't that what these are for?
So.... I guess
"that" explains you keep cutting the bottoms off all the jars of mustard, mayonnaise & peanut butter...
Sad really...
Wait here while I go get some bagel knives....
And I better not find out you've been using them to smear brake grease on your motorcycle chain like you did with all the butter knives!