Ash
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« on: July 12, 2007, 01:04:02 AM » |
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Create a funny caption for this pic from The Slumber Party Massacre. "I'll pretend I'm Darth Vader, and you can be Obi-Wan Kenobi."
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« Last Edit: July 12, 2007, 01:06:18 AM by Ash »
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DodgingGrunge
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Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 02:26:22 AM » |
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Would you please step a little bit closer? I'm dreadfully near-sighted.
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2007, 03:11:24 AM » |
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Gotta love films directed by feminists... Anyways...
"I think my doctor misunderstood me right before surgery when I said I wanted it fixed so I could drill chicks"
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AnubisVonMojo
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Jesus H. Chelios!
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2007, 09:42:31 AM » |
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Killer: "You call that a fire poker? This is a fire poker!" Woman: "No it's not, that's a power drill." Killer: "I see you've played Pokery-Drilley before!"
...sorry, I saw the "Bart Vs. Australia" episode of the Simpsons yesterday. Heh.
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The Burgomaster
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2007, 10:03:25 AM » |
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Perhaps you're wondering why this drill is sticking out of my chest . . .
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"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
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Andrew
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I know where my towel is.
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2007, 10:43:05 AM » |
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Girl: "Is that a 3/8" shank?"
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2007, 10:55:31 AM » |
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Girl: This has gone on long enough, we need to get to the beach party! The deal stands; I wear the Speedo shirt and you wear the Speedo bathing suit and thats FINAL!
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BlackAngel75
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eject...eject
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2007, 01:06:06 PM » |
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Killer: I see you like to get screwed
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We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them. -Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2007, 01:17:35 PM » |
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Girl: "Hey, just because you caught me in bed with a wine bottle that one night doesn't mean I want to play with that thing!"
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CheezeFlixz
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Pathetic Earthlings
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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2007, 07:00:30 PM » |
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Girl: So is that 1" deep bore auger or are you just happy to see me?
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Girl: No you twit, I said drill ME with your wood, NOT drill your wood.
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Mr_Vindictive
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By Sword. By Pick. By Axe. Bye Bye.
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« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2007, 07:46:10 PM » |
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Girl: "Hey, just because you caught me in bed with a wine bottle that one night doesn't mean I want to play with that thing!"
haha! Karma!
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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2007, 08:41:12 PM » |
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Sally's eyes filled with wonder when she saw the new Turbo 5.1 Deluxe curling iron
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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2007, 03:07:29 AM » |
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"No need to be alarmed. It's only a drill!"
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It was there and I had to take it!
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2007, 01:08:14 AM » |
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What Norm Abrams is really doing in the New Yankee Workshop after hours.
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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Justy
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Oh the humanity!
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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2007, 04:11:11 PM » |
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I never realized that your drill was so big... let's go put that thing to good use.
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