SCP-9999
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9999 is to be kept in a small metal box full of car air fresheners. SCP-9999 may only be removed from containment for testing and must be handled by personnel in hazardous materials suits.
Description: SCP-9999 is a pair of large white briefs that was retrieved in [REDACTED] South Africa. SCP-9999 was found in the possession of Trevor Moses, whom the Foundation have taken into custody. SCP-9999 has a long "skid mark" across the middle. When discovered the stench caused Agent [REDACTED] vomit the entirety of his stomach and faint. The stench SCP-9999 gives off can cause milk to curdle, flora to wither, and cause every resident of [REDACTED] South Africa to evacuate the town.
Notes: Considering an upgrade to Euclid after it burned through the lead case.
http://scp-wiki.net/Okay that's enough harassing poor Trevor.
I made this thread to discuss the series of stories from The SCP Foundation. For those that don't know the SCP Foundation is a fictional "Men in Black"-ish collection of objects and organisms contained by a secret organization.
I strongly suggest reading some of these.