Who Saw Scarlet Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest

[Javakoala]

And who the HELL is Phil McCrakin??!!!!!????

[Mr. DS]

Man this thread brings back fond memories.

[Ash]

I went through and read most of this thread because I'd missed the second half of it for some reason.
Man, it's like a bad nightmare!
A sick, twisted horrible nightmare.

I keep having to remember that "Scarlet Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest" is a real movie.

[Sister Grace]

I went through and read most of this thread because I'd missed the second half of it for some reason.
Man, it's like a bad nightmare!
A sick, twisted horrible nightmare.

I keep having to remember that "Scarlet Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest" is a real movie.

Yes, sometimes it is better if we lie to ourselves and deny the existence of something...

[Raffine]

I keep having to remember that "Scarlet Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest" is a real movie.

I just previewed the first ten minutes.

I can respond: "No, it's not". 

[Andrew]

I just realized SCARLET FRY'S JUNKFOOD HORRORFEST is included in the Decrepit Crypt of Nightmares 50 movie pack!

I'm gonna watch that sucka! Watch it gooood!

I saw this on my list of recent topics, and could only think "Oh, God...THIS THREAD!  @!&#@!"

[AndyC]

Man this thread brings back fond memories.

No kidding. I read the whole thing over and laughed like crazy. I forgot how far we'd gone with it. Great stuff.

[Ash]

I saw this on my list of recent topics, and could only think "Oh, God...THIS THREAD!  @!&#@!"

Andrew,
You should definitely put this on your list of movies to review.
I'd have to take a screenshot of the homepage with Scarlet Fry on it.  That would be priceless!   

[indianasmith]

Man, this thread has more lives than an ROTLD zombie!!

And, like them, it eats your BBBRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. DS]

I saw this on my list of recent topics, and could only think "Oh, God...THIS THREAD!  @!&#@!"

[Javakoala]

I just want you all to know how hurt I am by this thread. You spend all this time ragging on this film, and not once-EVER!-did any of you acknowledge my ongoing lawsuit against the makers of this film for listing me in the credits under "Best BOY"!!! I found the use of the term "boy" to be humiliating and demeaning and sexist.

Of course, I am legally bound to not discuss the case further or to post links to articles about it. Instead, I can only offer this link to explain the pain I have suffered:

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

[akiratubo]

This thread is weird.

[Psycho Circus]

This weird is thread...

[Raffine]

A brief foray into reality: many of you are familiar with my uh, eclectic viewing habits, so take it for what it's worth when I say I literally could not finish this one. True, it was a beyond amateurish home video recording (not necessarily a bad thing around here) but  about the only way I can describe what I saw was 'skinhead gore porn'. It's supposed to be some sort of anthology, but this just means no attempt at plot or anything - just scenes of chunky white boys torturing and killing women, elderly people, gays, etc.

Whoever made this should be ashamed of themselves. 

Oh yeah, your gore effects suck, too. 

We now return to your regularly scheduled thread.

[Javakoala]

Wasn't this released by Brain Damage Films? Doesn't that explain everything? I accidently rented one of their films and when I saw it was a Brain Damage film on the way home on the bus, I damn near got off and walked back to the video store. I didn't and have lived with that regret ever since.

Still, the lawsuit and being ignored by this board...I may cry. And then write about it in my journal. And lie on my four-poster canopy bed and kick my feet. Then cuddle with Boo-Boo Bear. Maybe gorge on cheesecake and ramen noodles later...

Phil McCrackin?