A Louisiana woman is learning the hard way that offering to
butt-lick an arresting officer is not a good idea;
When Thomas realized she was being collared, she tried to get officers to reconsider, explaining that "she had a good job," Uproxx.com reports.
Her pleas didn't work, so she allegedly offered to "lick [the officer's] butt hole," as Complex.com indelicately quoted from the arrest report.
Officers didn't take up Thomas' butt bribe. Instead, they charged her with public bribery as well as a misdemeanor domestic abuse charge, according to The Smoking Gun.
Thomas has since been freed from the Ouachita Correctional Center on $5,000 bond.
The Florida must be spreading across the Gulf into Louisiana.