How about Doritos that taste like Funyuns?
Or Doritos that taste like Jujy Fruits? Or Doritos that taste like fried eggs and home fries? Or bagels and cream cheese? Or peanut butter? Or-or-chee-Doritos that taste like Fritos? Or pretzels? Or Jays Potato Chips? Or-or-ah...I'll stop now.....
(actually-I almost bought a bag yesterday to experiment on with my kids....but I didn't...I bought pretzel sticks intead).