Thanks again for this chart. It makes communicating with one of my relatives so much easier.
Only one? You must be lucky...
Ha! Funny.
Maybe I did round down a bit. I do have a cousin who stabbed me, an ex-uncle by marriage who sued me for almost four years, an aunt who has held a grudge since I was sixteen, a mom who did a flit, also when I was sixteen, a cousin who likes to hit me in the face with her breast implants, a grandmother who is sure I'm Hell-bound, a mother in law who once tried to confiscate my wedding dress, a phobia-plagued godson whose name I cannot make myself say, and a daughter who wakes me up around five in the morning by tapping on my face. Colorful lot, eh?