Draug
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?
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« on: August 11, 2008, 02:09:54 PM » |
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1. "Jehovah's Witnesses surely have become more aggressive lately." 2. "Wait, you haven't heard the best offer yet. If you sign up for 5 insurances you get a free mutant baby." 3. "John already regretted inviting his new neighbour from Chernobyl over for some beers."
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I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2008, 05:41:31 PM » |
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Coneheads 2, The Chernobyl Visit.
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Psycho Circus
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Shake The Faith
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2008, 11:44:12 AM » |
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"You ain't gettin' to third base mister!....Date's over!"
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Saucerman
Opinionated Blowhard Par Excellence
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Hypnotic, ain't it?
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2008, 12:54:18 PM » |
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The Fuller Brush salesman *really* needs to make this sale.
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Ed, Ego and Superego
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2008, 06:41:48 PM » |
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Bill this is stupid. It would be eaiser if we carried the door with our HANDS.
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Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes
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AndyC
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2008, 08:39:25 PM » |
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Don't blame me. The infomercial promised clear skin with no side effects.
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--------------------- "Join me in the abyss of savings."
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SynapticBoomstick
Cinematic Monster Fanatic from Weird New Jersey
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.
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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 07:44:41 PM » |
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"Why do I have to be the shrieker bait?"
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Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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the master
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2008, 05:31:44 PM » |
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the goonies 2 when the gang goes bad
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Psycho Circus
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Shake The Faith
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2008, 05:33:53 PM » |
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Roger was allergic to peanut flavoured men...
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AndyC
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2008, 09:43:29 AM » |
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When Michael Berryman Attacks!
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2008, 09:30:37 PM » |
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Bull from Night Court has really let himself go, and is pretty p**sed at his personal trainer.
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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Silverlady
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2010, 09:10:28 AM » |
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Oops ... sorry. Thought this was the men's room ...!
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Hold onto your dreams ....
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El Misfit
[Insert witty here]
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Hi there!
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2010, 11:10:15 AM » |
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now where's Sweet Tooth?
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yeah no.
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retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2010, 11:01:49 PM » |
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The latest Friday The 13th film's look for Jason unmasked didn't go well with the audiences at test screenings.
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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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El Misfit
[Insert witty here]
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Hi there!
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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2010, 11:03:22 PM » |
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Opps, thought you were Bigfoot
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yeah no.
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