The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Rev. Powell]

Bollywood voters on IMDB are just like anime voters. They rate a movie "10" if they like it, "9" if they hated it.

[El Misfit]

I find that Mushroomhead is heavier than Slipknot since Slipknot is a bit more mainstream than Mushroomhead.

[ER]

Love to all this Sunday.

[ER]

I refuse to believe Amy and Sheldon are going to have coitus tonight.

[ER]

So the other day I was shooting heroin with Oscar Wilde, and I said, "Hosker, dude, did you know when I was at your grave in Paris, they, like, said if I kissed it, I could get arrested? I mean they put plexiglass around it and everything, cuz they were like, 'All that lipstick from chicks kissing the tomb is leaving the stone pitted.' "

He was like, "How utter!"

I was like, "Yeeeeeah, I know!"

That was definitely one of the best times I ever shot heroin with Oscar Wilde.

[Rev. Powell]

Just found out that the 1982 teen sex comedy LET'S DO IT! was directed by none other than Mr. AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN, Bert I. Gordon. I feel like everyone knew this but me.

[Flangepart]

Does anyone else think  'Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About' is the Random Thoughts annex? 

[Newt]

Does anyone else think  'Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About' is the Random Thoughts annex? 

Yes.

[Rev. Powell]

Does anyone else think  'Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About' is the Random Thoughts annex? 

Yes.

The difference is, if I think people should actually care about a random thought I have, I post it here.

Like, I just randomly thought about Indiana Smith's nostrils and I wondered if I am attracted to them. People should care deeply about this issue.

[LilCerberus]

Does anyone else think  'Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About' is the Random Thoughts annex? 

Yes.

The difference is, if I think people should actually care about a random thought I have, I post it here.

Like, I just randomly thought about Indiana Smith's nostrils and I wondered if I am attracted to them. People should care deeply about this issue.

I can't help wondering if I should post the same thing in both places now...
Eh, who cares.

[indianasmith]

I have the sexiest nostrils in the universe, Rev.

Their power is drawing you in . . . .

[Alex]

Loving getting a phone call saying some urgent work is going to come out at some point this afternoon just as we are about to get to go home early for the holidays.

Oh well, happy holidays everyone wither its Saturnas, Yule, Christmas or whatever for you. :)

[ER]

When I was sixteen I asked my grandpa if he believed there was such a thing as the devil walking this earth, and he said if there is light, there has to be shadow. I still think that was a good answer, and kind of a chilling one.

[ER]

More Sunday morning sitting in a car outside church time-killing random thoughts….


I wonder how walruses keep from biting themselves?

Cheesecake is actually pie, isn’t it?

The earliest “written” language may have been knots tied in cords.

I asked the Boy Scout leader who was selling tins of popcorn in the grocery if the popcorn was grown in the United States, and he said he didn’t know!

Emily’s right, one need not be a chamber to be haunted, but lingering psychological embarrassment over wearing velcro shoes in middle school isn’t as scary as a blood demon sliding around outside your bedroom at 3:33 AM.

The Sanskrit word for “mother” has remained unchanged for perhaps 5,000 years.

Locks are for keeping out honest people.

Ben Franklin reminds me he would’ve been a good stoner.

Every time I catch the digital clock showing 11:04, 5:25, or 4:13, I’ll tell one of the kids, “Look, it’s your birthday!” Because those times correlate to their birth dates. I get the impression they think I’m playing a cruel prank, as they always look around for cake and balloons.

Mice carry fewer diseases than humans.

Wow, that woman is wearing Prada to church!

Sheldon said he enjoyed coitus more than he thought he would. Great line!

A “suicide” is when you mix all the flavors of fountain soft drink together.

In the Olympics, all the nations gather together in peace, and try to defeat each other.

In high school my buddy and I would stay up late having these deep conversations about topics that mean a lot in the era before you have credit card debt and children. Like once we laid in the grass in this field where they were soon going to build houses, and talked til practically dawn about how since there are no female dwarves in The Lord of the Rings, that species must spring from gay sex.

“Watch this!” he said right before he died.

Pistachio pudding is better than meeting Neil Gaiman. Butterscotch pudding is better than meeting him too. But not vanilla.

What do newborn babies dream about?

If I was a werewolf, I’d like to think I’d turn on mostly good hair days.

Hitler wasn’t a bad artist, but if you notice, when he painted townscapes, none of the people walking around had facial features: kinda creepy.

The load times on PS4 can leave otherwise perfectly mature men I know yelling at the screen for the console to “Hurry up!”

I was rooting for the deer, not my father in law.

No one liked my idea of only buying three presents per child this year.

And since they’re coming now, one thought for the road: May all who made time to read this find joy, love, happiness, togetherness---or at least a pleasant sense of morbid awe---this coming Christmas Day!

[Flangepart]

I prefer brain farts to brain constipation, because at least something is happening.