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Just looking at this offends my eyeballs.



I think what is really happening is better expressed in this one.

unless it's a really late April Fools Day joke......

Murder by Giraffe

Return of the Nice Dead

Football Samurai

Mafia Kong:  The Giant Gorilla of Crime

Kung-Fu Laundymat

Dracula ... with a machine gun!

Revenge of the Ghost Cheerleaders

Clown Race

Clown Race 2:  Cross Country Kooky

(Stolen from someone's Facebook post)



"He looks so sinister!"
"Must be the Master himself."
"I'm scared. He has the meanest look..."
"I'd hate to run up on him in the dark, or even in the light, for that matter."

Lulz 😂😂

MADS ARE BACK: WIZARD OF MARS: Astronauts (maybe cosmonauts) crash on Mars and are stranded until they eventually find John Carradine's floating head, who provides a 15 minutes of exposition. I usually complain when they cut stuff out of the movie, but this one was so dull when the astrocosmonauts were wandering around the desert pretending it was Mars that I didn't mind. The cheesy special effects with double-exposures and psychedelic matte paintings were kind of charming, but the jokes rarely landed. I was unfamiliar with the after show guest, Julie Klausner, who made a sitcom on Hulu I never heard of and has a podcast, but she was entertaining enough. Not an episode I'd recommend to newcomers. 2.5/5.

Who's the guy in the doctored portrait? Looks a little familiar but I can't place him.

Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505, died 1610.
He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, streched, disembowled, drawn and quartered.
Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy.
And dig this, there was a prophecy. Just before his head died. His last words were, "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back.

John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)

George Jones-The King Is Gone
https://youtu.be/Jc08gY8wfVc?si=HDBEQiJ3P26SQMCr

45. CROSSING THE LINE (1990)