This new Ft13th was kind of a let down for me... I thought it was too polished and lacked cinematic character (EG: Film noise, grit, etc.) that made the original great. Hollywood just took a film classic and polished it to the point of destroying it's original identity...
Plus, I love tits just as much as the next joe, but it was distracting in this film. It was too formulaic: "10min tits... 15min kill scene... 20min tits... 25min kill scene..."
It seemed as though the director was hiding his inability to set up eerie location profiles and character buildup with "God's finest creation" aka "candy yams" aka "fun bags" aka "flesh pillows" aka "the baby bar" aka "hoots" aka "titties"!!!
It kinda seemed as though the director was saying; "You wanna know how stupid I think people are? I bet if I stuff this film with nipple-shots and spurts of red corn-syrup, it'll gross over $50,000,000!" (Sad part is, he was right!)