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« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2024, 10:53:12 AM » |
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"It's a murder mystery without a clear mystery and no real murder. It does however have a cowboy and a singing donkey for some reason nobody can explain, so if you want to watch a movie with a singing donkey and a group of people trying to solve the world's flimsiest mystery about where a guy was killed (If he was kill. He wasn't.) then by all means go ahead."
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« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2024, 12:13:37 PM » |
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This movie is a feast for the eyes. Unfortunately, it is also an offense to the brain and terrible on your ears.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2024, 02:17:20 AM » |
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Another found footage non-gem from Tubi. Four friends, including one trans one, go on a trip to a "cabin in the woods" . As they drunkenly stumble through the forest they come upon 4 boxes. Each of their names are written respectively on them and eventually one of them works up the nerve to open theirs. No reviews on IMDB yet
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2024, 10:03:56 PM » |
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....Helena Ramsey's acting range in Straw Hats for God's Children goes from Z to Z, out-shined at every turn by her co-star, a stuffed Llama named Bruce.
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2024, 02:03:18 AM » |
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hilarious tubi documentary about armpits and how they have been viewed throughout history and around the world. In the Canary Islands you can be killed for having bad armpit odor, but in certain Italian villages the odor is seen as exemplary and even influences the local cuisine.
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Oookaay...
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« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2024, 05:17:38 AM » |
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Well it began... it ended... and somewhere in between I guess there was a middle. However, in an unexpected stroke of genius from the director, there was also a final third.
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The Mandela Effect is a Mandela Effect
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« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2024, 06:31:22 AM » |
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A four hour mediation on one shade of the colour blue is certainly something to behold.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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Oookaay...
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« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2024, 08:47:20 AM » |
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A four hour mediation on one shade of the colour blue is certainly something to behold.
The director’s cut of this? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106438/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_17_dr“a lush soundscape pulsing against a purely blue screen” |
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The Mandela Effect is a Mandela Effect
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« Reply #38 on: February 19, 2024, 09:15:05 AM » |
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Wrong shade of blue I'm afraid.  |
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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chainsaw midget
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« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2024, 02:22:50 PM » |
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A four hour mediation on one shade of the colour blue is certainly something to behold.
Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di |
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2024, 04:48:36 PM » |
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"...and Robin Williams as everyone's favorite Easter Bunny!"
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #41 on: February 20, 2024, 11:06:15 AM » |
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"....Howard Stern as the ghost of Howard Cosell...."
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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« Reply #42 on: February 20, 2024, 07:14:08 PM » |
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Toxic Underpants Turtles: the pizza tastes like 💩 and the undies are full of it 😳😉🐢
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
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Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?
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« Reply #43 on: February 21, 2024, 02:21:00 PM » |
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A four hour mediation on one shade of the colour blue is certainly something to behold.
Hooloovoo, the movie |
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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« Reply #44 on: March 28, 2024, 11:05:56 AM » |
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This movie is like mixing spaghetti and icecream. They're both good, but trying to stick them together ruins everything. There's nothing wrong about making a drama that's a metaphor for how a woman's life changes after she has a baby. However attaching it to a movie with a chicken-man who has a chainsaw probabaly wasn't the best idea.
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