That's not a toilet, it's a mopbucket
For those unfamiliar with the classic joke: man goes in a bar and drinks until he's completely sh*tfaced drunk and has to p**s. The bartender tells him to go down the hall and turn right to go in the bathroom. The drunk runs (staggers) down the hall and shortly afterwards screams of agony fill the bar. The drunk comes back to the bar and tries to order another drink and the bartender demands to know what happened before he serves another drink. The drunk says "wll I went down your hallway turned left sat on your yellow toilet and pulled the flush handle and the d*mn thing squeezed my balls", The bartender thinks a moment and says "that's not the bathroom, that's the janitors closset you just sat on the mopbucket".