Are any of the Polonia brothers movies worth watching?

[Joe the Destroyer]

I acknowledge that they look positively awful, but are any of them entertainingly awful?

[Chainsawmidget]

No.

[akiratubo]

No, not even for laughs.

[claws]

I was "introduced" to my very first Polonia movie, Hellspawn (1993), through a friend of mine at another forum. My friend also submitted the movie to IMDb as it wasn't even listed back then. She also made a Hellspawn Appreciation Page, and there is a link for it at the Hellspawn IMDb page.
Hellspawn became somewhat of a cult favorite amongst us and we even did a few Hellspawn-viewing-parties while we were in chat. Good times.
The only other Polonia movie I thought was fun is Splatterfarm (1987), and to some extent, Night Crawlers (1996).

[Jack]

Carnage Road:  The Legend of Quiltface was awful.  Entertainingly awful?  Well, maybe slightly. 

[Nukie 2]

In a word: No.

[Chainsawmidget]

Well, there is a certain appeal now that I think about it. 

When you watch them, you can feel better about yourself for not being any of the people involved in making it. 

[Joe the Destroyer]

Yeouch... Think I'll be missing those movies, then.  I guess my avoidance of them in the first place was well founded.

[SynapticBoomstick]

I'd have to go with Preyliens: Alien Predators on this. It's bad in a way that's almost endearing and I always get a kick out of the monster, the guy in the gorrila suit having to wear a bright orange vest so hunters wouldn't shoot at them by accident during filming:tongueout:. The real fun is in showing a Polonia film to the uninitiated and watching their reaction to it from a distance beyond choking range, my family still throws "when first you came upon it" at me with just a touch of spite.

Watch How to Slay a Vampire, you'll hate me for it.