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AndyC
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« Reply #900 on: January 23, 2011, 07:58:21 PM »
A chair, I think.

Did you ever see a rose with a booger in its nose, down by the bay?
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #901 on: January 23, 2011, 09:28:08 PM »
No, but I did see Mama Cass with a mumu in her a$$, singing on a stage.



Who would win in a fight: The Incredible Hulk or Tinkerbelle?
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« Reply #902 on: January 23, 2011, 10:06:46 PM »
Tinkerbell.  She's small enough to fly up his butt and cause all kinds of intestinal damage with her magic.  Poor sap will be too sick to fight.

Are there any farts that smell good?
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #903 on: January 23, 2011, 11:15:28 PM »
Well, after the fight, Hulk's farts would probably smell like fairy flowers for a while.  TongueOut


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
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« Reply #904 on: January 24, 2011, 12:15:46 AM »
A hippo!

What happens if you spend too much time on the internet?
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« Reply #905 on: January 24, 2011, 12:38:18 AM »
i think you are the poster child for that one already

What is this kalidoscopic thing?
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« Reply #906 on: January 24, 2011, 12:49:38 AM »
Trevor's underpants?

What is Michelle Obama's "Let's Move" campaign about?
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« Reply #907 on: January 24, 2011, 03:13:54 AM »
She was a big fan of musical chairs.

How does too much sex make you blind?
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« Reply #908 on: January 24, 2011, 07:42:24 AM »
Quote from: claws on January 24, 2011, 12:49:38 AM
Trevor's underpants?

 TeddyR TeddyR

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« Reply #909 on: January 24, 2011, 08:02:55 AM »
Quote from: retrorussell on January 24, 2011, 03:13:54 AM
How does too much sex make you blind?

Oh you don't want to find out.  It's very embarrassing explaining it to the emergency room staff.

Why is snow white?
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« Reply #910 on: January 24, 2011, 08:19:36 AM »
I don't know, ask the dwarfs.

Did Jack Tripper ever have a threesome with his roommates?
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« Reply #911 on: January 24, 2011, 08:48:45 AM »
Only when Larry and Mr Roper stayed over.

How many toads must a man wolf down, before you would call him an ambulance?
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« Reply #912 on: January 24, 2011, 09:06:24 AM »
One. That is, if the ambulance can get by the toad block.

Will The Twilight Saga: Eclipse win any Oscars?
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« Reply #913 on: January 24, 2011, 09:11:25 AM »
I don't know about that, but Oscar the Grouch will probably get a lot of copies of Twilight: Eclipse.

How did that tune go?
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« Reply #914 on: January 24, 2011, 09:38:22 AM »
Tah tah taaaah doobie doot doot

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