most embarrassing videos we own

[mr. henry]

while trying to figure out which videos to catch up on, i ran across the most potentially embarrassing video i own. even though i bought it for ironic reasons, if i was to perish suddenly, whoever found my videos would have to scratch their head and wonder: why did this guy own...

...ok...

CHARO DOES THE MACARENA.

anyone got some embarrassing skeletons in their video closets???

-mr. henry

[mmv3000]

in my search to complete my werewolf movie collection, I ended up with CURSE OF THE QUEERWOLF. Sure, it's got Ackerman in it, but try explaining that title to anyone....

Any of the t&a pics disguised as Vampire flicks are also a bit of an embarrasement.

Oh, and I own Carrot Top's movie, 3 Pauly Shore flicks, a couple of David Arquette films and maybe one of Yahoo Serious's.

[Andre Toulon]

Along with my WWF video collection, I'm sure my family would be ashamed to know I own

"The Chain" starring a former "that guy",  Gary Bucey.
"Project Grizzly" - Has anyone else actually seen this?

[wheresthecarrot]

You remember the sesame street music specials they used to do, like the one for christmas nd stuff??  I have "Don't Eat the Pictures."  They go to an art museum....ans well, Cookie Monster tries to eat the pictures........  :  /

[nshumate]

I'd like to disclaim the fact that we own "The Pirate Movie."  It's my wife's!  She loves it!

I'd like to disclaim it... but I bought it for her.

Nathan

[Foywonder]

Try having to explain to people why you have a copy of SANTA CLAUS & THE ICE CREAM BUNNY or FILIPINO BATMAN & ROBIN on your video shelf! It takes lots of explaining.

[Fearless Freep]

I'd like to disclaim the fact that we own "The Pirate Movie."

Was that the take off on "Pirates Of Penzance" or whataver with Christopher Atkins?

[AndyC]

I suppose if we want to include wives' movies, my collection of horror, sci-fi, action and anime is about to be joined by a lot of musicals, Disney classics and flicks with people in period costume. Still, Lori's taste is pretty good. Most of these are widely acknowledged classics, and won't clash too badly with my movies.

[Will]

I'm not embarrassed of any of them, but I do tend to get questioned about

Warm Up With Traci Lords (workout video-no nudity but great camera placement)

My Little Pony: The Movie

He-Man and She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword

All my Rainbow Brite and Strawberry Shortcake movies....

[Vermin Boy]

Right now, my video collection is arranged such that "Frankenhooker" and the Ethan-Coen-co-scripted "The Naked Man" are right next to each other. If my friends didn't know me so well, that would probably raise issues; as it is, they'd probably be surprised if I DIDN'T own Frankenhooker.

[lester1/2jr]

Will- on the Howard Stern show they play a game where you guess whether the name is a porn star or a my little pony.  I guess alot tof the ponies have names like porn names

Also, I don't know about videos but I'm really ashamed about how much I've enjoyed watching "American Dreams" and guilty about being into a girl half my age!!!

[Pete B6K]

Porn Star or My Little Pony?

'The Brunching Shuttlecocks' made a little game/test out of that one.

I don't have any really embarassing videos, but 'Cannibal! The Musical', 'Frankenhooker' and 'Killer Klowns...' always get me wierd looks. But then again if I have people round to watch movies, those are the ones they'll want to watch.

[ErikJ]

Alien from LA- even the 1.50 I paid for it wasn't worth it

[Brock]

1.  Goldy III - The Magic of Golden Bear, a horrid kiddie flick starring Mr. T and Cheech Marin.
2.  Freaked - which is actually pretty good, but the whole written by/starring Alex Winter scares most off.
3.  Cool as Ice - 'nuff said.
4.  The Stepford Husbands - Imagine the plot to this one.  It was made for the lifetime network.  Now try convincing someone its not softcore porn.  it's really harder than you'd think.
5. Spice World - is really damn funny, so back off, ok?

[John]

Does porn count? :)