Have you ever showed a movie to a friend who's never seen it and it caused them to vomit....literally?
This has happened to me on two different occasions and I nearly fell out of my seat laughing!
I showed "Jackass the Movie" to my weak-stomached friend Lonnie.
He started gagging when the guy s**ts in the toilet at the hardware store and they show a close up of the feces....after that he seemed ok for awhile.
Then when another guy later p**ses all over a snowcone and eats it, he ran to the bathroom and we could hear him wretching into the toilet.
That story is nothing compared to when I showed an even more light-stomached friend Mario "Dead Alive" uncut last night with 6 other friends.... (1-10-04)
It was during the infamous custard scene.
Mario was very drunk and had drank at least a 12 pack of Busch Light if not more.
He watched it and when the man eats the custard after Mum shoots the blood into it he stood up and put his right hand over his mouth making wretching noises.
It was hilarious because of the fact that it reminded me of my old cat when it was about to hack up a hairball.
I started laughing uncontrollably right away!
We yelled at him to get to the bathroom fast!
Saying stuff like "Go go go! You can make it!"
He didn't make it all the way.
Puke was literally shooting out from between the fingers of his hand that he held over his mouth!
He removed his hand, let loose and puked all over the carpet in powerful streams!
He belched out at least 4-5 blasts of beer/vomit!
Puke was also still dripping from the hand that took the initial blast!
Hahaha!!
We all were laughing our asses off so hard that we had tears in our eyes and could hardly stand up straight!
We were cheering yelling s**t like "f**k Yeah!" "Woo-hoo!"
He finally came back into the room after about 30 minutes of spitting into the toilet and several flushes and cursed us for being sick f**ks!
LOL!!!!
Oh well....it was HIS house!
He had to clean up the mess!
Here's a picture of Mario to help you better envision this sickening display:
http://personals.yahoo.com/us/preview/view?index=1&id=personals-1045551447-503480&done=http%3A%2F%2Fpersonals.yahoo.com%2Fus%2Fpreview%2Fpreview%3Ftab%3Dphotos%26search%3D1%26searchtype%3D2%26searchmode%3D1%26kws%3D0%26searchinternal%3D1%26position%3D28%26adid%3Dpersonals-1045551447-503480OMG I have never laughed that hard in my life!
Have you or anyone you've known tossed their cookies because of images from a film?
Post Edited (01-11-04 07:17)