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 on: Today at 10:35:05 PM 
Started by Rev. Powell - Last post by Jim H
^ I usually answer "No- I'm a Satanist."
I'm not- but they usually leave me alone and move on.

My wife (who is of Chinese descent) once told some door to door Jehovah's Witnesses she was a Buddhist, and they just said, "That's ok, you don't know any better". 

Sometimes I wish we all got one free punch in the face to a stranger without consequences.

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 on: Today at 10:29:03 PM 
Started by LilCerberus - Last post by LilCerberus
who is ross obrecht?

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 on: Today at 07:57:11 PM 
Started by Rev. Powell - Last post by claws

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 on: Today at 07:45:16 PM 
Started by Rev. Powell - Last post by RCMerchant
^ I usually answer "No- I'm a Satanist."
I'm not- but they usually leave me alone and move on.

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 on: Today at 07:34:41 PM 
Started by Rev. Powell - Last post by Alex
Slave of the Cannibal God.

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 on: Today at 07:09:56 PM 
Started by Rev. Powell - Last post by M.10rda

A Distant Thunder (1978) - Disappointing follow up to "A Thief in the Night".
One theological sort of issue I had was: If you get Left Behind what is the point of not getting the mark of the beast? Obviously you weren't Christian enough to be zapped into space so... what exactly are you proving by avoiding the Beast goons? It might make sense after a long lecture on it (please don't give me one), but it didn't in this movie.

I read your request to not give you a long lecture about this last night, resisted manfully for almost 24 hours, then I succumbed.

You're right, there's an apparent flaw in the logic of LEFT BEHIND and other similar Christian-lensed films about the Rapture (Tolkin's THE RAPTURE obv notwithstanding) but I think plebs like you and me just fail to get it 'cause we're not fundamentally devout enough. I suspect the entire point of LEFT BEHIND and the films you've been reviewing is not to invite the target audience to identify w/ the main characters, who are suffering in the aftermath of a Rapture - it's to allow the target audience to feel superior to those characters and enjoy watching them flounder, suffer, et cetera while presumably (in the given film's diegetic reality) the sufficiently devout audience members live it up in Heaven. The point is not, I suspect, to watch flawed protagonists strive to evolve, improve themselves, and maybe escape an even worse fate... it's to gloat at fools who, having heretofore failed to make the right choice, now are screwed and will never manage to redeem themselves... for approximately 90 minutes. Y'know, the old "You'll all be sorry when it turns out I was right and you were wrong!" perspective that permeates many different religions as well as political factions and online sub-cultures....... they just want to celebrate how right they know they are and how wrong they know we are.

Why do I suspect this? I was raised Catholic and have remained a non-denominational Christian for my entire adult life (which means I believe in and pray to Jesus Christ but I think most organized religion is sketchy at best, toxic at worst). I cannot tell you how many times in my life (okay, I'll try - it's more than I can count on both hands) I've been approached by a stranger in public and they've asked me if I believe in Jesus Christ or if I've accepted Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior, et al. I always automatically and pleasantly answer "Yes", because, well, it's the truth. I don't think I've once been met with an "Oh, that's great, me too, God Bless and have a nice day!" Usually the response is something like, "Can I tell you about the Lord Jesus Christ?" or "Are you free tonight because I'd like you to come to my church so you can learn about the Lord Jesus Christ" or "Would you like to kneel down with me and I'll pray for you?" It's like they didn't even hear or process my affirmative response. These are people who literally cannot take "YES" for an answer! Best possible case scenario is that, after a few more exchanges, I manage to convince the person that I know Jesus and they don't need to worry about my salvation and can go off on their way and have a nice evening.

This is why I suspect the actual, practical conversion of non-believers is maybe not even a big priority. The performance of the overture to Save me isn't for me - I've told 'em right away that I'm perfectly okay w/ Jesus. I think the performance is purely for their own gratification. And likewise with LEFT BEHIND et al. It's fait accompli. It's pageantry. (The Mystery Play was the biggest and pretty much the only show in town (i.e. Europe) through most of the Dark Ages.) The outcome is never in question and is besides the point. They're just pattin' themselves on the back.

(Sorry for the lecture! Like the folks I just described, I too sometimes just like talking to hear myself talk.)

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 on: Today at 06:34:34 PM 
Started by Trevor - Last post by Trevor
Absolute chaos at the polls on Wednesday 😳😳. Some places didn't have ballot papers and some didn't even have voters rolls 😑😲

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 on: Today at 05:37:15 PM 
Started by claws - Last post by claws
Quote
Blumhouse has made official that which is already out there: Doctor Sleep filmmaker Mike Flanagan is writing, directing and producing “a radical new take” on The Exorcist in a new film with the genre producer and Morgan Creek.

This all comes in the wake of the last movie, The Exorcist: Believer, flailing at the B.O. with $65.5M U.S./Canada and $136.2M WW, this after NBCUni, Peacock, Blumhouse bought the rights from Morgan Creek back in July 2021 for $400M. David Gordon Green, the director of that movie, withdrew from the next installment.

The next movie here about demon-possessed people and the Jesuit priests that wrangle them is billed as “an all-new story set in The Exorcist universe and is not a sequel to 2023’s The Exorcist: Believer” per the press release. Pic will be produced by Trevor Macy on behalf of Intrepid Pictures and Flanagan via his new Red Room Pictures banner. John Scherer will also be working on the film on behalf of Intrepid.

Doctor Sleep was great but made less than the awful Exorcist: Believer at the box office, with only $72m worldwide on a $45m budget.

We shall see how this turns out.

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 on: Today at 05:00:56 PM 
Started by Rev. Powell - Last post by bob
Cannibal Holocaust


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 on: Today at 03:26:20 PM 
Started by zombie no.one - Last post by zombie no.one
I get a feeling some people just don't read the opening post  Buggedout

it's all good, I'm guilty of this sometimes too


Cool Runnings (1993)
One of the bobsledders tries to raise money for their Olympic hopes by arm-wrestling.

I swear I've started to watch this film 3 or 4 times but always get distracted or something happens that means I don't finish it

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