TheDope
Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.
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« on: February 10, 2008, 12:18:25 AM » |
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God, I hate being Bill Gates' proctologist....
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TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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Neville
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2008, 06:03:29 AM » |
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Just a few more tweaks and the toilet paper will dispense itself at my command.
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soylentgreen
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2008, 03:11:33 PM » |
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Now I've got that little commode smuggler cornered. It's time to go Horatio Nelson on his toilet-bowl sailing ass! Nice and Tidy!
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That's my driver's license picture....I hate that picture!"
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fremontflyer
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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2008, 04:58:02 AM » |
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As you can see, it's not easy making the dress for nuclear boy. Yeah, I'll be questing for peace with a magazine here in a minute.
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Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2008, 09:04:46 PM » |
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"I don't care what the wife says, I really need to find a better place to put my diecast models together..."
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Terf
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.
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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2008, 12:33:54 AM » |
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The ultimate in manliness: a toilet equipped with "power" tools! Now you can take a dump and adjust that thing-a-ma-jig at the same time!
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Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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Neville
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« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2008, 04:58:57 AM » |
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Mental note: Next time, don't buy toilets at Ikea.
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AndyC
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2008, 04:25:48 PM » |
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He's the man they call for clogs no other plumber can handle.
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Flangepart
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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2008, 11:21:10 AM » |
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I told her, what ever ya do, don't get the 'automatic wipe' feature on the new john, but noooo...
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"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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Justy
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Oh the humanity!
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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2008, 01:48:22 PM » |
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The first one on the block. There is nothing like the cool refreshment of a bidet.
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----------------------------------------- "Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?" -----------------------------------------
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Inferno
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Resident Jenova's Witness
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2008, 03:06:33 PM » |
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Hackman was called out after a pet toilet went out of control in a suburban family home. After trying the mouth down (also known as the SEAT) he proceeded to neuter the toilet.
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2008, 05:17:02 AM » |
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"I paid good money for this. He'd better be a real German this time."
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2008, 12:23:34 PM » |
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Put the seat down! Put the seat down! I'll show her!
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
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« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2009, 05:21:14 AM » |
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Damn.. all these tools at my disposal and I STILL can't figure out how to get the lid to come up!
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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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paula
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Just give me hairspray and I can rule the world!
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« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2009, 12:51:55 AM » |
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"um, dude, you are really going to try torturing THAT??" "is it safe? is it safe??"
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"What about the American Dream?" "It came true! You're looking at it!"
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