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« on: August 22, 2008, 09:25:33 AM »

This is one of those movies where, if you read the synopsis, you know you HAVE to see it.

The story in a nutshell: Sachiko Hanai is a call girl, who gets caught up in a shootout. She takes a bullet in the brain, which makes here superintelligent and clairvoyant. She also gets hold of the cloned finger of George W Bush. This makes her a target for the North Korean secret service, who wants to use the finger to push the atomic button.

So, what is it like? Firstly, it is a Pinky, so there is A LOT of sex. Sachiko gets humped by every male character, including W's finger. Secondly, the film being a Pinky, you don't get to see that much of the action. In fact, there is more sex than actual nudity in the movie. Thirdly, in the Pinky genre, rape is acceptable, and this one is no exception.
Be careful who you show it to. People might think you're a sex crazed macho pig.

For the rest, there is a great of randomness in the action, and you get the impression that they made it up as they went along. It has the least convincing gunfight I've seen in my life, and the finale is one of a kind.

If you can put up with the sexual content of the Pinky genre, it is worth a look.
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 07:26:45 PM »

Buddy, I'm the guy who watches tentacle hentai for the plot.

I'm there.
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