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« on: February 19, 2006, 08:57:40 PM »

With the Commander USA pledge I was thinking maybe there should be a B-movie creed by which we all should live by.  

1) Promise to finish every movie from beginning to end.
2) To be an All Around Good Guy Forever.
3) Attempt to view every film ever made.

As we come together on this day feel free to contirbute to the pledge according to the B-movie needs of the day. Thank You.
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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2006, 10:05:28 PM »

Oh God....  You mean I actually have to sit through Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood?  That is just not possible.....
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2006, 11:41:31 PM »


Sounds pretty good to me.

And that's fine if I'm pleding it now since four years ago I couldn't finish "I Eat your Skin"
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2006, 03:06:31 AM »


Hmmm, I thought I replied to this post earlier, but it seems perhaps my net is going a little screwy so I'll just repeat myself:

I'm not too sure what should go directly into the pledge just now, but I do know that the basic pledge should have us 'devote ourselves to the exploration of all forms of low-grade cinema' and if we fail to 'may we be brutally mutilated by drill-wielding maniacs, severly brutalized by flesh-eating zombies, and have our eyelids taped open whilst we are forced to watch reruns of 'The Nanny.'

Or something like that.
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2006, 03:51:35 AM »

Shadowphile Wrote:
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> Oh God....  You mean I actually have to sit
> through Don't Be a Menace to South Central While
> Drinking Your Juice in the Hood?  That is just not
> possible.....


I love that movie!

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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2006, 08:20:58 AM »

I think that a badmovies.org pledge would be a fine idea.  Although, I don't know if I could pledge to watch every film from beginning to end.  I've yet to watch all of "The Being" and it mocks me day after day from my video shelf.

On a side note, I must agree with Ash that Don't Be A Menace to S.C. is a funny film.  One of the only funny things the Wayans ever did.
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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2006, 08:48:09 AM »

About point 1), may we use the fast forward button?
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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2006, 11:18:49 AM »

4) Mention of the 'G' movie and/or Ben and Jen should be avoided at all costs.

Of course, if the 'G' movie is accidentally mentioned, we will have to sacrifice Dean.
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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2006, 12:05:09 PM »

"Pledge! We don't need no stinkin' pledge!"
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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2006, 12:43:52 PM »

Maybe it's okay to fast forward AlexB but only for emergency situations, like the movie is causing you to have a heart attack ,or it's trying to absorb you into it's body A LA The Thing.
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2006, 12:45:40 PM »

I'll hold off, I'm not that much of a joiner.
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« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2006, 01:28:14 PM »

As much as I would like to be a part of this, I cannot take this oath in good conscience due to my inability to follow rule # 2. So sorry.
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« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2006, 05:52:20 PM »

As long as #1 isn't retroactive.  There's no way in hell I'm going to finish watching Air America.
And #3 would require all of us to see Gigli.
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« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2006, 07:12:47 PM »

raj Wrote:
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> As long as #1 isn't retroactive.  There's no way
> in hell I'm going to finish watching Air America.
> And #3 would require all of us to see Gigli.

Uh-oh...the 'G' movie was mentioned. Looks like we're going to have to sacrifice Dean.


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« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2006, 07:32:54 PM »

Ooops.  Sorry.  Forgot that we weren't supposed to mention Gigli.
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