LADY TERMINATOR (1988)

[The Burgomaster]

Another great DVD release from Mondo Macabro!

In the 1800s, a witch queen has her powers stolen from her by her 100th husband.  (He does this by pulling a snake out of her vagina . . . the snake turns into a dagger!)

The queen vows revenge on the man's "great granddaughter" and she walks into the ocean saying that she will go to the bottom of the sea to join the forces of evil.  (I never knew that the forces of evil lived at the bottom of the sea).

100 years later, the witch queen's spirit possesses the body of a scuba diving college student.  (An animated snake slithers between her legs and enters her body).  She emerges on the beach as the LADY TERMINATOR!

Her first 2 victims are a couple of drunk guys p**sing on the beach.  She has sex with them and the snake in her vagina bites their penises off.  She grabs a leather jacket from inside the guys' car and heads for the city!

The rest of the movie shows her walking around like a robot blowing people away with automatic weapons.  She shoots one guy about 20 times and then kicks him in tha balls for good measure!  At one point, she mysteriously gains the ability to shoot death rays from her eyes!

This is a wild, cheap, dubbed mess from Indonesia, but it has great entertainment value.  Recommended.

[trekgeezer]

Burgo, you have a unique talent for finding hilariously bizarre films.  

A penis biting snake hiding in a vagina, yikes!

[The Burgomaster]

This movie rips off a lot of elements from THE TERMINATOR (she wears a leather jacket, she attacks a police station, she operates on her own face, etc.)

[Scott]

I've seen the movie Trailer for LADY TERMINATOR and I've been trying to see it. Love those Indonesian films. I think Netflix might have a copy of this one.

[LilCerberus]

I tried really hard to turn my brain off for this one, but I don't think any brain is capable of the degree of offness required by Lady Terminator.

The incontinuities (I think that's a word) in both the story, as well as the camera angles just about drove me batty.

Still, that scene where she drills a guy full of holes & then kicks him in the groin (after he was already dead) is simply priceless. Then she shoots out a glass door, and rather than stepping through the door she shot out, she kicks out the glass in the door next to it.

And my favorite line, "We've seen more dead bodies than you've eaten hot dogs, so shut up & eat."

[plan9superfan]

HASTA LA VISTA, BABY