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Dr. Whom
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Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?
« on: July 04, 2006, 03:21:17 PM »
Stormtrooper legions
terror of the universe
cannot hit barn door
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
ulthar
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I AM serious, and stop calling me Shirley


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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2006, 04:21:18 PM »
When all is hopeless
Obi Wan Kenobi tells
Luke to use the force
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Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius
Derf
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2006, 05:17:35 PM »
"I am your father.
Search your feelings." "Whatever"
Luke answered, and lunged.


Leia is saved by
Luke, her brother. He's smitten.
Arkansas in space.


Episode four rules.
Sequels try to keep magic,
Fail miserably.


Anakin, Mom lost,
Flees Tatooine for safety.
Falls for Palpatine.


Light saber's blade glows
Power and discipline mix.
Jedi lose Clone Wars.


Ewoks save rebels
Fight Empire with jungle tools.
Please, kill them all. Now.
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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
ulthar
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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2006, 05:49:28 PM »
Derf Wrote:
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> Leia is saved by
> Luke, her brother. He's smitten.
> Arkansas in space.
>

"Arkansas in space"!!  ROFL!
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Mr_Vindictive
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By Sword. By Pick. By Axe. Bye Bye.
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2006, 08:05:57 PM »
Leia is saved by
Luke, her brother. He's smitten.
Arkansas in space.


I'm with Ulthar on this one Derf.  Too funny!
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Fearless Freep
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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2006, 09:55:56 PM »
Kurosawa lives
Ressurected in outer space
But weren't there seven?
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Dr. Whom
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Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2006, 04:14:24 AM »
Still laughing
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