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« on: June 08, 2006, 09:25:21 PM »

Since apparently the board is dull right now, I guess I'll pitch in something I got from a dream I had last week. I don't remember details beyond one scene in the dream: Godzilla and a bunch of monsters (all man-sized for some reason) were caged in a burning hotel. Godzilla broke out of the cage and grabbed . . . wait for it . . . the Pillsbury Doughboy (also man-sized) and carried him outside to safety.

Since the big G obviously has a soft spot for the doughboy, I'll post this corollary: who would win in a fight: Godzilla or the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man?

Now before you go and chalk this up as an easy victory for Toho studios, remember that Stay-Puft is the embodiment of an ancient Sumerion god (Zuul?). That's gotta count for something. Also, I wasn't smoking anything, no alcohol was involved, and I haven't received any recent blows to the head. But if Hollywood can pit Alien against Predator and Freddy against Jason, why not G vs. Stay-Puft?
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2006, 09:46:59 PM »

Well not to hijack this thread but I had a strange dream also. I was stuck in a mall with zombies (Yeah I know really original) with a girl who appeared to be my girlfriend. we eventually got out of the place and ended up in the parking lot to our surprise no zombies. I ran to my car which is a 04 Chevy Impala. We eventually hit the road and ran into a bunch of rednecks who were killing zombies and throwing them in a garbage truck. They forced us out of the car and soon as they did zombies start attacking us.

The zombies killed my girlfriend and took a bite outta me. I was p**sed but not at the zombies but at the rednecks. I eventually stole another car ran over some rednecks than I guess changing into a zombie started to eat their brains................

Cool dream overall :)
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2006, 09:50:25 PM »

Godzilla, I don't care the only way Dough Boy could beat Godzilla were if D-B had the power of TWO Godzillas.
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2006, 11:56:42 PM »

Yeah, but Stay-Puft got blown up by crossing the streams of the Ghostbusters proton packs.  While I'm not exactly sure what is being emitted in those beams, it is clearly attached to a nuclear particle accelerator (unlicensed).

Now, Godzilla, he's got that atomic breath.  I'm pretty sure a few good blasts of that and the Marshmallow Man will explode into marshmallowy goodness all over the place.

So, in summary, bring some chocolate and graham crackers, Stay-Puft is going down.
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2006, 12:11:33 AM »

I once had this dream that I "was" Godzilla.
First, lemme give ya' a little backround on this story.
Ya' see I didn't learn how to drive until I was 25, so for about six years before that, I rode a motorcycle. (No, really.)
So, one of the first things ya' learn is that it doesn't matter what the law says, if you wanna live, you do not have right of way, & there are a lotta #$@%!&*Xs out there that act like they know you know it.

So anyway, one night when I was 22, I had this dream about some guy in a white van cutting me off. Naturally, I got mad, so I gunned my motor & caught up with the guy, only now I was two hunard feet tall, & I picked the van up with my mouth & started thrashing it around.
Then I woke up.

The weirdest dream I ever had was this one where I was in a bar, & I met this good looking blonde girl, & she offered to shake hands with me, but I was too afraid to becauase it was one of those days when I had forgotten to shave my palms. Then I woke up & realized that I'd rolled over on my arm in my sleep & cut off the circulation.
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2006, 07:19:56 AM »

I would like to think that the Stay Puft Man would win, but as Mofo said, Godzilla's breath would take care of him.

If it were just a physical battle and Godzilla were unable to use his breath, then I think that StayPuft might have a shot.  Say Godzilla tried to punch him or grab him; his arms would go right through the Puft gooey goodness.
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2006, 08:55:04 AM »

I once had a dream in which I was killed in a car wreck, then 'narrated' my own autopsy.  And I do dream in color.

Oddly, this not the worst dream I've even had.  I'd say the worse nightmare is a serial dream (that seems to take place in my grandmother's house) that has its own theme music.  When I dream that music, I know I'm in for about three days of not sleeping.  Very wierd.

More on-topic with the 'monster dream' theme, I used to have a repeated dream when I was little in which my Dad and all the men in the neighborhood were fighting a gigantic, multi-tentacled alien monster that had attached itself to my house.  All the kids (including me) and all the women had to stay indoors, and we had to stay away from the windows and doors because the tentacles would reach in and try to grab us.  I was probably four or five, and had this same dream maybe a half dozen times (which is why I remember it).
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2006, 02:11:34 PM »

I'm not gonna dignify the staypuft vs Godzilla discussion, but there are sililarituies etween Minya and Mr. P.N. Fresh.   Put a hayt on Minya and they are not too different.
Minya (Manilla/Godzuki/what have you)- http://members.aol.com/jmarkmib/godzilla/Minilla.html
The Doughboy-
http://www.doughboy.ca/en/images/wallpaper/doughboy-wallpaper3_1280x1024.jpg

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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2006, 04:22:02 PM »

Since we're talking dreamtime here, I think a far better match up would be the big G vs. a gigantisized H.R. Pufnstuf and Freddy the Magic Flute with the winner taking on an oversized Witchiepoo!
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2006, 05:29:14 PM »

I'd do a Doughboy vs Sta-Puft vs MIchelin Man cage match.  
By the by, sorry about my crappy typing earlier.  Its a dreadful embarassment.
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« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2006, 06:42:29 AM »

I'm not so sure G's atomic breath could take out the marshmallow man. I mean, if he were ordinary marshmallow, sure. However, he's supernatural marshmallow, and might have added durability. As I recall, the Ghostbusters crossed their streams into the dimensional gateway, and the resulting explosive closing of the gate destroyed Mr. Stay Puft. The Ghostbusters didn't actually fire at him (except for a few ineffective blasts). I was also lead to believe that crossing the streams did not just multiply the power of the weapons, but created some kind of uncontrollable phenomenon, which was why doing so was "bad."

Mind you, it did look like the Ghostbusters' weapons caused Stay Puft a good deal of pain (or maybe just angered him). Perhaps a large-scale blast, such as from Godzilla, could do some damage. It's possible, but I wouldn't say it's certain.

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« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2006, 09:51:47 PM »

Godzilla would just eat the Marshmallow Man.

The cage match I want to see is Chelize Theron vs Angelina Jolie.  No time limit.  Ten minutes in, a shower turns on, soaking the ring in baby oil.
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« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2006, 06:23:22 AM »

I recently had a dream that I had millions of dollars in a suitcase and went back in time to the early 1900's.
There were Model T's driving around everywhere.
I couldn't spend any of the money because it was all newer bills with all the colored security features.

In my dream I tried to spend a $20 bill and they arrested me and took the suitcase.
End of dream.
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« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2006, 07:04:00 PM »

G would kick ass on general principles. Nuff said.

I once had a dream of being on  the set of ARMY OF DARKNESS, and the interview i was doing  with Bruce Campbell turned into a blooper reel!
That is SO in character for me...
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2006, 03:37:33 PM »

I had this dream the other night about one of the Tripods from War of the Worlds walking through a field, and a small band of cowboys were trying to fend it off with Winchester rifles.

Of course, as far as Well's book was concerned, England would've been an ideal location for an alien race to launch a spearhead & establish a military base for reinforcements, but I've always wondered how it may have turned out if the invasion were launched in some sparsly populated part of America, far from any telegraph offices to alert the military, but with more wide open range to easier fascilitate massive evacuations.

After thinking about it, I think the idea that I got from this dream was that just one stray cylender ended up somewhere out west, going completely unnoticed until a group of cowpokes on a drive have a run-in with a tripod.

Of course, being a good three to five thousand miles off course, the Martians are more interested in trying to get their berings than wiping out mankind.
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