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« on: June 27, 2006, 06:32:16 PM »

Water fish-monster
Lover of hotdogs and blood
Sodium allergy

No obvious reason for this, I was just in a strange mood.
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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2006, 09:13:52 PM »

Is now a good time to flex my chance at winning a free DVD from Andrew, or am I going to make an ass out of myself?

"Sodium allergy" has six syllables in it, Andrew. Your haiku is kaput.
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2006, 09:51:49 PM »

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> "Sodium allergy" has six syllables in it, Andrew.
> Your haiku is kaput.

It's cool....change sodium to soda, which is a term often used for sodium.
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« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2006, 12:54:06 AM »

Scottie Wrote:
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> Is now a good time to flex my chance at winning a
> free DVD from Andrew, or am I going to make an ass
> out of myself?
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> "Sodium allergy" has six syllables in it, Andrew.
> Your haiku is kaput.

This is something I was aware of, but I do not believe all haiku must have 5, 7, 5.  I know I have seen them with small departures.  I did not want to break the standard rule, but man was it fun to end with "sodium allergy" in there.
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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2006, 01:40:36 AM »

I'm the last alive
All the blood and the bullets
Oh God, it's a zom-

With apologies to Lewis Carroll's "The Hunting of the Snark"
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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2006, 09:26:48 AM »

Scotie is sorry
haikus should be flexible
my face beams with red

No hard feelings Andrew.
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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2006, 10:51:11 AM »

And no DVD either.  Bummer....
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2006, 02:22:16 PM »

Scottie will work hard
Those DVD's will be his
extortion racket
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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2006, 02:52:57 PM »

Fishmen on my lawn
This has to be bad
It makes my lips perse
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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2006, 04:33:14 PM »

Dear Lord...what madness have I stumbled upon...this place gets stranger by the minute...
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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2006, 07:48:06 PM »

A fish monster once
approached looking for humans.
No humans here, I said.

I once read someone describe the best haiku as the one that is least noticed. The example given was something along these lines:

little bird walking
over wet roof. footprints it
leaves behind.

The intent of the haiku is to make the reader feel as though they are there and to give them subtle emotions with these few, precious words. I like this one above. Subtle, to the point, and lots of room for emotional interpretation
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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2006, 07:48:08 PM »

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Well you will be desensitized eventually were all of this becomes normal... or you just crack. :)
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2006, 08:45:38 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2006, 10:11:21 PM »

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> of this becomes normal... or you just crack. :)


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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2006, 11:34:30 AM »

a button\to move words\icannot type
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