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Neville

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Steele Justice (1987)

« on: August 11, 2006, 04:48:51 PM »

If you are looking for one of those 80s crapfest where a Vietnam vet kills oriental people from start to finish, look no further. It has everything!

- Al Leong as an oriental thug. And he dies twice!

. A cheesy prologue set in the last day of the Vietnam war, where we met the main character's Vietnamese nemesis.

. Cheesy synth score, together with a synth ballad for the scene our hero works out against a setting sun.

- Ronny Cox as the hero's sergeant. Or something.

- A hero with a mullet and some muscles.

- A Vietnamese sidekick (see, it's not a racist film) that gets killed almost inmediately.

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ulthar

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Re: Steele Justice (1987)

« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2006, 05:11:14 PM »

Ronny Cox in a cheesy Vietnam vet kills Asians flick? I've got the find this one. I'm trying to think if I HAVE seen it,though. I watched A LOT of movies like this in the 80's.


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Neville

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Re: Steele Justice (1987)

« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2006, 03:55:41 AM »

And it's got Shannon Tweed as well, although no nudity this time. Forgot to mention that.


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Yaddo 42

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Re: Steele Justice (1987)

« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2006, 06:21:17 AM »

Then why even bother putting her in the film? For her thespian skills? For her technical consultant experience in the realm of anti-Communist proxy warfare and paramilitary operations? Because Gene Simmons was on tour at the time and she wanted to get out of the house; oh wait, I don't think they had hooked up yet. Shannon Tweed not naked in a film, it's like using a Ferrarri to run a paper route, you could do it but what a damn waste!

Ronnie Cox as a sergeant? Is he grouchy in this one? He's got to be grouchy or at least cranky or he's no fun to watch.


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Neville

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Re: Steele Justice (1987)

« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2006, 07:09:25 AM »

Oh yeah, Ronnie Cox is as cranky as action movie sergeants can get. He even threats the Hero with prison at some stage.


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