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« Reply #4065 on: August 27, 2015, 12:29:56 AM »

Happy birthday Brother Jack  Cheers
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« Reply #4066 on: August 27, 2015, 07:36:42 AM »

Happy birthday Jack!  Cheers
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« Reply #4067 on: August 27, 2015, 07:46:43 AM »

Thanks guys!  Jeez, OVER half a century old now lol.
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« Reply #4068 on: August 27, 2015, 08:23:09 AM »

Thanks guys!  Jeez, OVER half a century old now lol.

When I hit the big five O (not Hawaii 50, sadly  Wink) I am going to have one huge party indeed. I might even get drunk, who knows?  Drink
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I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that's why we were brothers - because you did too. No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world, you'll always be with me. And you'll always be my brother.
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« Reply #4069 on: August 27, 2015, 08:42:38 AM »

Thanks guys!  Jeez, OVER half a century old now lol.

Yeah, I wasn't gonna say it, but you are OLD, man... (I'll be there soon!)
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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
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« Reply #4070 on: August 27, 2015, 09:28:15 AM »

Kids. Hmph.

Happy Birthday, Jack! 
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« Reply #4071 on: August 27, 2015, 01:36:43 PM »

Birthdays make for a..
Small | Large

 Smile Thumbup Drink Cheers Cheers Drink Thumbup Smile
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« Reply #4072 on: August 28, 2015, 09:48:17 AM »

Thanks guys!  Jeez, OVER half a century old now lol.

When I hit the big five O (not Hawaii 50, sadly  Wink) I am going to have one huge party indeed. I might even get drunk, who knows?  Drink

Alcohol is good - trust me I've conducted extensive research on the subject  TeddyR
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« Reply #4073 on: August 28, 2015, 10:11:30 AM »

You know what'd make somebody's birthday really depressing?

They wake up and their leg is just itching like crazy and is real red. So they go take a shower, cause you know, hey, it's their birthday, might get lucky that day. And when they get out of the shower they realize too late they've put on their old underwear instead of the clean pair. So, natch, they take another shower, because, well, ibid. Then when they get out their leg is itching even more. Just throbbing in one place that is starting to resemble the red spot on Jupiter. So they walk back to their bedroom, pull open the curtains in the previously pitch black bedroom, and notice right beside where they sleep there's a black widow spider. And the mystery of why their leg is itching gets solved.

Wouldn't that be a depressing birthday?
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