Barn of the Blood Llama

[jug@mail.utexas.edu]

Pretty accurate review, I'd say. Thanks for the ancillary highlights (the wavs, jpegs, Mpegs, etc.)
Your site is incredibly comprehensive about the films you review...keep up the good/bad work.
Kevin West
Director, Barn of the Blood Llama

PS- look for our next project sometime in 2000 A.D. Rowdy Round-Up: Night of the Killer Pinatas. It's a lesbian rodeo/killer pinata extravaganza. (This one will hopefully be more like Ed Wood on funding)

[Celt Sox@aol]

what a great plot. Acid spitting lamas. Hey the writer was probable on acid when he came up with this script. How did you guys find this poor excues of film any way. I have seen better film on my teath. Yet this site is great full of funny stuff. Beware the Lamas!

[William]

   This is the best "bad" movie I have ever seen!  The acid-spitting llamas are great!  Even so, it is not for all tastes.

[sscob@eartlink.net]

Probably would have spent more time exploring this site ( B.O.B.Llamas ) if that goddamn yahoo wasn't singing "Momma loves a Llama" the whole time ...It's enough to make Charles Manson go straight.

[M.T.]

Question to Andrew the Reviewer - Did you get a special version of this movie? When I watched BOTBL alot of the scenes and pictures you have there are in color, meanwhile the one I have they are black-and-white.. BTW: I thought Barn was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen in my life, I truely hope some film company sees this movie someday and buys it so people could rent this at video stores and then Mr. West could someday get the recognition he deserves. Also I can't wait for Rowdy Round-Up: Night of the Killer Pinatas as mentioned below!

[fenris@badmovies.org]

I do not believe it was a special version, Kevin West contacted me over a year ago and then sent me the screener, perhaps it changed some before he settled on the movie?  Best bet:  Hop over to the Barn of the Blood Llama website and shoot him an email.

[Ronald Reagan]

Yes, the llamas were fascinating.

[w00t]

This is one of the strangest movies I ever seen in my life. I'll admit, one unique thing is the plot, I wouldn't be suprised if the writer for this film dropped acid before writing the script for this movie. This movie featured some of the most bizarre scenes and ideas in film history. I was sort of expecting this movie to be more of a horror than a comedy. The F/X were so poorly done, it just didn't give you that horror movie feel. Im guessing all of the actors had no acting ability at all, since the editor dubbed over EVERY SINGLE character in the movie, I don't think thats ever been done with a American made film.

[D.A.F]

There's three words that come to mind with this movie: Seriously !@#@$ up! anyone who is willing to make whopski with a Llama gets points in my book! Other than that...this movie stinks

Damn I have never seen any movie this bad in my whole entire life. I swear. It's pretty amazing that anything so intentional in its badness still admirably succeeds.  Suddenly "Forbidden Zone" and even "Redneck Zombies" are friggin Scorcese.   We get plenty of (llama) booty shots along with the occasional (human) tit, which always goes "Sprooooiiinng."  It's beautiful, but might take a whole lotta Colt 45 and some Valium to sit through it....you've been warned....3 hours later my head still hurts.

[anonymous]

I like the "hoof through chest disease" scene, but why is that guy's chest made out of grapefruit chunks?

[Alicia]

This movie was so heinous, I could barely watch.  It was nearly impossible to understand, due to the editing, the graininess of the footage, and the awful dubbing. The asinine mayhem completely overshadowed the cool llama action.

[Dave:Blackeye15]

I just watched the littie movie thingie or about half of it. It freaked me out! That's seen just scared the $#%^ out of me. I mean I was just waiting for the movie to finish loading first and then it just started playing before I was ready! I quickly paused it and just sat there for say 30 seconds breathing heavly. I kinda and don't kinda want to see this movie. (How'd they get a llama to move it's head and mouth like that I wonder.)

-the first rule of fat club-

[trollificus]

Amazing. I had posted a question on a forum about "Bad movie you had most enjoyed"...found your site to refresh my memory, and stayed for quite a while.

The scariest thing is that this video is available, and (how like a bad movie) my hand moved OF ITS OWN VOLITION towards my wallet. A little quick machete work saved my sanity, as I need to make a contribution to our webmasters' paypal link for "Booze and whores in Rio". (Not kidding) But I'll be back, and maybe contribute to the site by purchasing something.

Thanks. Good work, man.

[trollificus]

Fenris...'Barn of the Blood Llama website???? Ah, there's that last little shred of sanity, there on the floor next to my severed hand...