Yeah, it's a piece of crap alright! BUT, did you ever see "Ator The Fighting Eagle" (1983)? It stars Miles O'Keefe-need I say more? How about "Sorceress" (1982)? Released by New World Pictures, it looks like it cost $99 to make. Identical twins who've never seen a penis before and think it's some kind of weapon? That's hysterical! BTW, I saw all of these classics in movie theaters.
Yeah, I've seen all three. That was in the day, when I saw anything that looked like a fantasy film, no matter how bad or good it was. Fortunately, my mind has forgotten more than I remember about these three films, except that I saw them.